Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Suck me
Or die u fat loser that has no life and is trash who has no dad or mom
More Angler Funny Tips
I was swimming and then i see a mosa so i turn around to swim away and then.... I died
R.I.P. Hany (my 130 mosa)
Angler:I WILL EAT YOU
bob:*gets Fork and Knife* fish and chips
Angler:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
bob:*cooks* *takes bite out of angler* needs salt
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
I swim in sea
I eat my prey
But when I hurt
I swim away
I gather pearls
I glow from head
If you face me
You are dead
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
-angler song!- sry I didnβt do one for ammonite, couldnβt make up a good one. Like for more!
When it's pearls giving you trouble,
The angler will give you double,
With a light on its head,
you can keep your stead,
For pearls, you will no longer hustle.
It thincc
It protecc
But most importantly
It scary as hecc
I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so thereβs your interesting fact of the day
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES
Congrats you found me you win nothing
Light for night in the deep dark ocean here appears a angler it is funky dark and has big π© when it eats a bigger prey than her
Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.