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What are some funny jokes or stories about the andrewsarchus? Funny andrewsarchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2025-01-02T22:50:38+00:00

Daeodon on steroids

A useful tip should include more words

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-11T07:26:37+00:00

Legit read it as “Andrew saurus”

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-01T18:59:23+00:00

Wait a minute……this is supposed to be a hippo. It’s big it charges its fast on water and on land and it has a strong bite.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2023-09-08T23:34:39+00:00

An ARK Youtuber: today’s episode is about the Andrew! It is crazy good for exploration…

People named Andrew: Wow! I really was right thinking i could be a great explorer!

ARK Youtuber: so lets learn how to tame it!

People named Andrew: wha- hold on…

Those other people who listened in: sooo can you continue the video please?

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-09T19:11:08+00:00

My dog after sniffing my feet

=kaiden708

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-11T00:51:08+00:00

I was at 99% affection and a flipping gigs killed it :(

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-26T15:52:10+00:00

Pig on crack be like: brjrisbrjejidigsgkditfphxkhfjldlhdlyslhdkydkgskhxigdufhdkgsutahoe

Me :* kills the pig* Fresh bacon

It’s friends: allow us to introduce our-

Me: *kills them but barfs* That was some rotten bacon 🥓 and it was sour 😖

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-18T08:06:20+00:00

The day after bday drinks be like

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-12T15:05:12+00:00

Bro is Andrew tate ( sounds awesome)

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2025-04-19T17:54:22+00:00

These things have me confused in every way possible, other than that they're related to Daeadons and that they're addicted to honey.

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2024-03-27T07:09:41+00:00

Me on Monday mornings

-AlphaTheRaptor

score -5 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-19T22:42:11+00:00

This creature started as a tweet linked to the Lost island creature pools. One of the suggestions on the tweet is that you should be able harvest wool from it (Andrewsachus were related to sheep)

score -5 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-12T02:59:18+00:00

you can mount seven rocket propelled guns on their back for maximum combat effectiveness and effectiveness

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-06T20:16:19+00:00

I love how most of the taming methods for the new fjordur creatures were almost completely different than we thought

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2025-06-20T10:28:04+00:00

It sounds like a pig that’s been stuck in a basement to long

score -5 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-21T17:29:02+00:00

I was making ark in Minecraft and for this one I just put a pig with a saddle and used a bow when I was riding it.

score -6 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-08T15:48:58+00:00

A wolf that related to a pig… … how?

score -6 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-14T03:59:41+00:00

"Peter, the horse is here"

No other statements...

score -7 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-23T20:18:30+00:00

Can’t wait to be walking around on fjordur pvp servers, and then outta nowhere get shot down by a pig with a machine gun.

score -7 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-08T21:37:18+00:00

Shout HOOOOG RIDERRRRR at the top of your lungs to gain ally dinos