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Andrewsarchus
Pig on crack be like: brjrisbrjejidigsgkditfphxkhfjldlhdlyslhdkydkgskhxigdufhdkg…

Andrewsarchus
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Pig on crack be like: brjrisbrjejidigsgkditfphxkhfjldlhdlyslhdkydkgskhxigdufhdkgsutahoe

Me :* kills the pig* Fresh bacon

It’s friends: allow us to introduce our-

Me: *kills them but barfs* That was some rotten bacon 🥓 and it was sour 😖

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the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row

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Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy

-sarco master

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Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.

People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.

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Top mysteries ever

3. How was life created?

2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?

1. What the dog doin?

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Pumba get back in the basement

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Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?

*tames one*

*goes into water*

Me: HOLY SH**!

ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.

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Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA

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You mess with Andrewsarchus

You end up as a carcass

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Peppa pig when she finds out about guns

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I thought you passive tamed it by walking up to it and feeding it. I soon figured out that was a bad idea

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