Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pig on crack be like: brjrisbrjejidigsgkditfphxkhfjldlhdlyslhdkydkgskhxigdufhdkgsutahoe
Me :* kills the pig* Fresh bacon
Itβs friends: allow us to introduce our-
Me: *kills them but barfs* That was some rotten bacon π₯ and it was sour π
More Andrewsarchus Funny Tips
the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row
Bla bla bla bla bla Bella a
Bla bla bla bla b l a bl a b la
Letβs call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy
-sarco master
Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.
People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.
Me: βwhy is this thing in aquaticβ?
*tames one*
*goes into water*
Me: HOLY SH**!
ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning itβs also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too havenβt checked yet.
Top mysteries ever
3. How was life created?
2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?
1. What the dog doin?
It looks like a pig and a dog mixed together
Peppa Pig and Danny Dogs child:
Pumba get back in the basement
It looks like mixture of somethingβ¦β¦