Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just remember:
When two or three of these things are chasing you...
All you have is one almost broken pike...
And these things are one-shotting everything around you...
There is no prayer of getting out of there alive...
REMEMBER: Today is a good day to die. Fight them because you can’t outrun them. Die a hero...
And save your dilos!!!
One time me and my pterodactyl got stuck inside of a rock and lucky me there was 3 lvl 20 Allosaurus tbh I thought I would die but no I mined the rock traping me and my pterodactyl got on my pterodactyl as fast as flash and flew away as fast as possible and the allos didn't notice. Moral of the story: allos are blind in my server