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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3419 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-13T12:01:53+00:00

One is a challenge,

Two is deadly,

Three is a nightmare,

Four is lethal,

Five is a demon,

Six is terrifying,

Seven is a suicide mission,

Eight is a cult,

Nine is a giga killing squad,

Ten is Satan himself.

score 3795 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-10T08:05:09+00:00

If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-30T06:55:08+00:00

The best is when they’re stuck in trees I got an allosaurus now:> his name is king but…..I died by his friend five times

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-28T01:29:24+00:00

Stamina dissapears faster than my Dad

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-27T18:38:58+00:00

Mini trex that lives in packs YAHOO

score 2444 · Answer 6 · 2016-12-25T13:25:09+00:00

The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-24T19:41:38+00:00

Allosaurus had never seen such bullsh*t before

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-29T13:47:35+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue when you hear these roar in a pack of two you are screwed

score 480 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-01T22:08:22+00:00

I am mean

And I am big

I will snap u like a twig

My name is allo

I am stronk

I have bite and I do monch

I hunt in pack

I chomp u all

I make u bleed and make Rex fall

I am pain

And you are lunch

I chomp your tames with a crunch

My name is allo

This poem is done

Don’t forget

BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN

-allo song- like for more songs!

score 452 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-29T21:48:38+00:00

Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"

Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....

score 429 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-02T22:27:05+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, I’ll turn and bola you.

score 1033 · Answer 12 · 2017-01-25T20:57:25+00:00

It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-25T06:08:40+00:00

No joke I was riding through the highlands in ragnarok when a level 90 allo jamp out at me luckily I had my breed Equus and I kicked it until it knocked long story short I have an allo at level 30

score 846 · Answer 14 · 2017-01-30T01:52:27+00:00

dodo is better

score 349 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-28T07:29:40+00:00

I had a allo called Alex he was lvl 13 and I loved Alex.i went to the mountains and saw two kentros.one kentro was lvl 1 and the other I dont remember.the lvl 1 kentro killed Alex.now I always kill kentros.im sorry Alex...you will have been a great tame...I swear to get your revenge for you...

score 568 · Answer 16 · 2017-06-15T19:14:08+00:00

I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo

score 476 · Answer 17 · 2017-10-10T18:53:21+00:00

Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight

Me: Hold my beer

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-09T21:26:28+00:00

To tame one just tame a rex and he will come.

score 198 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-13T20:38:39+00:00

Me: Existing

Allosaurus: Hold my beer...