One is a challenge,

Two is deadly,

Three is a nightmare,

Four is lethal,

Five is a demon,

Six is terrifying,

Seven is a suicide mission,

Eight is a cult,

Nine is a giga killing squad,

Ten is Satan himself.

If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run

The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.

Run.

Giga that skipped every workout

It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant

Roses are red violets are blue you don’t know it’s right behind you

The roses are wilting the violets are dying you were eaten and your tribe mate is crying

Best passive tame you can ever do sneak up on one and give it meat it will become your best friend and the others following it around will become your buds too

Allosaurus : you .

Me : uh,hello...

Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.

Me : what is it ?

Allosaurus : RUN

Me : awwww sht !

I play single player so how do I bola my tribe and run?? Do I bola myself orrrrr?

im look big

i need food

i eat you

you can't hide

but you can bola your friend and run

🦖allo song🦖

Friend with low settings: hey look a rex I can outrun it

He was never seen again

Roses are red violets are blue you don’t know it’s right behind you

The roses have wilted the violets have died you were eaten and that made your tribe mate cry

I had a lv 120 on the edge of a swamp and a lv 115 baryonyx came and tried to eat my face and it got stuck in the allo and I just tranquilzed it over and over it couldn't hit me or the allo

I saw a allo once, my friend said I’m sorry… I don’t play with my friend anymore.

When you see 7 runing at you dear load help me

I once trappend one then i went away for prime then i came back my man called his squad 14 allos were surounding the trap🤣🤣

R E X O N C R A C K

Even if you bola your friend and run, you STILL dont stand a chance! Shoot them from above with whatever is your best ranged weapon on a tapejara or high ground.

“It was at this moment, he knew, he fricked up”