Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
Run.
I had a allo called Alex he was lvl 13 and I loved Alex.i went to the mountains and saw two kentros.one kentro was lvl 1 and the other I dont remember.the lvl 1 kentro killed Alex.now I always kill kentros.im sorry Alex...you will have been a great tame...I swear to get your revenge for you...*updoot*
It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant
dodo is better
My friends and I were able to tame 6 of them. We only died like... 25 times?
I had an ally named kindly and I when to the wyvern tratch in ragnarok with my fire Wyvern flame claws and kindly fell in the lava. Poor little kindly I loved him so much.
I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo
Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight
Me: Hold my beer
Me: Hold my beer
Best passive tame you can ever do sneak up on one and give it meat it will become your best friend and the others following it around will become your buds too
They spawn in my base and break my greenhouses.... every day...
First day got the hang of the game second day built a house third running for my life with 5 allosaurus chasing me
Legit looks for like the Indomonus Rex more than the T-Rex
You don’t need to run faster than the Allosaurus, you just need to run faster than your friend.
Wait so is it bad I have never seen one/got killed by one.....🤣 but on my other act I was on level five and I got killed by one sooooo even if your on an act lower don’t think you can’t die in a really harsh way 😂.vote up so people can see
I had a lv 120 on the edge of a swamp and a lv 115 baryonyx came and tried to eat my face and it got stuck in the allo and I just tranquilzed it over and over it couldn't hit me or the allo
To tame simply walk up to one with meat and feed it. It’s friends are sure to bow down to you in thanks as well!
Kick your friend in the balls and run
RIP that parasaur that sacrificed itself so I could run away
Tame an allo, a sabertooth, and a procoptodon and you can have Allice in Wonderland.