Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
They should a breeding tips sections. Up if right
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
Run.
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Me on single player holding a dodo"TAKE THE SACRIFICE!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, Iβll turn and bola you.
It would be cool if they added breeding tips. Like better breeding timers. Seeing others tips on mutation farming would be pretty cool too. Like this post so we can get this awesome feature to the app we love.
The Allosaurus. More commonly known to survivors of the ark as βOH SHIβ, βCRAP, HES ON ME!β, and donβt forget, βYOU MOTHERFUββ
have a great day βΊοΈ
have a great day βΊοΈ
It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant
I had a allo called Alex he was lvl 13 and I loved Alex.i went to the mountains and saw two kentros.one kentro was lvl 1 and the other I dont remember.the lvl 1 kentro killed Alex.now I always kill kentros.im sorry Alex...you will have been a great tame...I swear to get your revenge for you...*updoot*
dodo is better
Remember : if allo taming bring a friend π.
(πππ π ππππ π€«π)
(πππ π ππππ π€«π)
Me: Existing
Allosaurus: Hold my beer...
Allosaurus: Hold my beer...
Allosaurus : you .
Me : uh,hello...
Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.
Me : what is it ?
Allosaurus : RUN
Me : awwww sht !
Me : uh,hello...
Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.
Me : what is it ?
Allosaurus : RUN
Me : awwww sht !
She protecc
She attacc
But most importanly
She needs a snacc
She attacc
But most importanly
She needs a snacc
He bite...
He attack...
If you encounter, u ainβt coming back.π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
He attack...
If you encounter, u ainβt coming back.π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
You see that a Rex. Syke its an allosaurus dallllllla you were killed by a level 250 allosauris
I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo
I was once trying to tame a Tapejara and was ambushed by 2 of these guys. Gonna write a poem.
1 is an off course idiot,
2 is just annoying,
3 beware, though not everywhere
4 will keep on destroying.
5 your in trouble,
6 SATANS HERE,
7 is death herself and
8 your whole base is clear.
9 will not hold back, destroying tames like cutting paper apart
10 at your door, PREPARE TO RESTART
1 is an off course idiot,
2 is just annoying,
3 beware, though not everywhere
4 will keep on destroying.
5 your in trouble,
6 SATANS HERE,
7 is death herself and
8 your whole base is clear.
9 will not hold back, destroying tames like cutting paper apart
10 at your door, PREPARE TO RESTART
Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight
Me: Hold my beer
Me: Hold my beer