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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was climbing the mountain in the redwood forest, and I could hear the gargle noises these guys make, but I couldn’t find them. I spent about five minutes looking around the mountain for them.
Turns out there were two of them staring down at me from the summit. I wasn’t in their aggro range yet, they just happened to spawn facing downwards, like they were watching me. It was the funniest thing I had seen in this game in a while.
Long story short, I tamed one of them and named him Watcher. I love these dinosaurs so much.
Charmer’s lessons on cooking up some ark creatures
Lesson two: Allo.
Hello again! Charmer here! Time to make a *bleep*’in noob killer!
1. Find a bearded dragon that hates the everything
2. Find some steroids
3. Get a syringe
4. MAKE SURE UR LIZARD POOPED
5. BOI CLEAN THAT MESS UP
6. Done?
7. Inject the steroids and run for you life.
So I tamed 1 allo, but it was in a pack of 3 so I tamed 2 and killed 1, and then they mate and then I have 3 allos, I go to the redwoods and find 3 allos and tame all 3, the mating happened with 2 different eggs I got 2 allos, and AGAIN I find 2 wild allos and tame the both, if your wondering how many allos I have at the moment it’s 14 <3