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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Minding my business on the island in the redwoods on that little mountain and I got stuck on the side of the cliff and my brother tried getting me out but I was encumbered with metal and I heard the worst sound ever... The aggro sound of a pack of allos I tried fighting while I was stuck got slaughtered and my brother flew for his life but fell for stamina and a NEW PACK OF ALLOS MURDERED HIM AND THE HIGH LEVELED PT AND MY ARGENT
Up for respect for winters and bloodshed 😔💔
I was once trying to tame a Tapejara and was ambushed by 2 of these guys. Gonna write a poem.
1 is an off course idiot,
2 is just annoying,
3 beware, though not everywhere
4 will keep on destroying.
5 your in trouble,
6 SATANS HERE,
7 is death herself and
8 your whole base is clear.
9 will not hold back, destroying tames like cutting paper apart
10 at your door, PREPARE TO RESTART