So I just started I had my level 150 mosschops I pinch a moth and my moschops runs after it then if things could get worse I micro raptor stuns then a pack of alos kill me then it said your moschops killed a allo and there were for be he killed all five.

Me: Spawns in the map for 1 second

That one allo: 👁👄👁

Mini trex that lives in packs YAHOO

He's a big chompus

He's a big chompy boi

what it's a Big Chungus reference

To tame one just tame a rex and he will come.

I was once trying to tame a Tapejara and was ambushed by 2 of these guys. Gonna write a poem.

1 is an off course idiot,

2 is just annoying,

3 beware, though not everywhere

4 will keep on destroying.

5 your in trouble,

6 SATANS HERE,

7 is death herself and

8 your whole base is clear.

9 will not hold back, destroying tames like cutting paper apart

10 at your door, PREPARE TO RESTART

When you find these guys in a open Area such as Highlands... don't try to run if your speed is not high enough. These jokers are too fast...

I still don't get why the allo, with mainly mountain spawn, is the best farming angler gel, which is usually obtained in the deep sea

Just remember:

When two or three of these things are chasing you...

All you have is one almost broken pike...

And these things are one-shotting everything around you...

There is no prayer of getting out of there alive...

REMEMBER: Today is a good day to die. Fight them because you can’t outrun them. Die a hero...

And save your dilos!!!

I found a allo that was level 200. I shot shocking tranqs at her. Or at least I thought. I didn’t I was shooting bullets. She died, and… so did something inside me that day

*knocks out 2 allos, expecting the “fire” on one of them to go away*

“Yo why’s this one allo permanently on fire? Is it glitched or something?”

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he kill u in a pack

I once was on single player when a pack of four spawned.

Me: I'll make a wooden fence and kill them

Little did I know they can jump this things. Goodbye cruel world...

Allo:hello I'm an allo and I love to ruin people life's and make them smash you gaming PC when I'm with my group YOU ARE DEAD

LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEENNKIIIIIINNNNSSSS

So I went to tame an allo so I get on a rock and shoot it, it glitches on the rock and kills me so I go back and find him so I’m about to shoot it then it disappears. I found it her name is puppy idk y just did.

These THINGS attack spinos so rip all the allos that tried to fight abyss the spino

If you and your friend are caught by one give you and your friend a hand by 'giving' him a Bola. Works like a charm

im look big

i need food

i eat you

you can't hide

but you can bola your friend and run

🦖allo song🦖

Charmer’s lessons on cooking up some ark creatures

Lesson two: Allo.

Hello again! Charmer here! Time to make a *bleep*’in noob killer!

1. Find a bearded dragon that hates the everything

2. Find some steroids

3. Get a syringe

4. MAKE SURE UR LIZARD POOPED

5. BOI CLEAN THAT MESS UP

6. Done?

7. Inject the steroids and run for you life.