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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-28T18:56:05+00:00

🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-11T03:02:47+00:00

Found a pack of 6 looked at the highest level

Lvl 3

Brrruhhh

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-27T17:16:54+00:00

“hello I am a T. rex rawrawrawr” cameraman=“NO YOUR NOT!” Ally=“aw shrot”

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2024-08-01T08:19:57+00:00

123! that’s how many eyes were on me…. I miss him…..

score 16 · Answer 5 · 2018-02-28T05:29:33+00:00

When you find these guys in a open Area such as Highlands... don't try to run if your speed is not high enough. These jokers are too fast...

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2024-01-18T21:36:39+00:00

Is it normal to see one of these in the southern isles?

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2025-01-13T15:59:42+00:00

This thing is a vampire

score 7 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-05T09:43:50+00:00

Me: Spawns in the map for 1 second

That one allo: 👁👄👁

score 12 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-23T16:16:36+00:00

LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEENNKIIIIIINNNNSSSS

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-14T15:34:33+00:00

If you and your friend are caught by one give you and your friend a hand by 'giving' him a Bola. Works like a charm

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-28T03:13:09+00:00

You’re just running from dire wolfs and you stop hearing barks! You turn and there’s an allosaurus chasing you

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2024-06-04T18:10:32+00:00

Ever been attacked by a pack of things… well… let’s just say, they have very nice teeth.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-02T18:53:26+00:00

One time I killed one of these and I got 2 brains! 2! So please tell me is it like stegosaurus theory?. Did the allosaurus have a brain in its butt???

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2022-11-05T22:38:17+00:00

Me: just walking with my dimorph on my shoulder then the game lags

The pack of allos that MAULED my dimorph: hello dear person on a pteantodon hows the weather up there?

*Me sobbing on day 123 with my new one*

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-12-30T08:18:45+00:00

Bola your friend and run…? bola your– bola my Dilo and run? No way!

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-08T12:12:31+00:00

If you take these dudes to the bottom of the ocean just to get angeler gel you are insane

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-01T00:27:45+00:00

Allo: psst human

Me: HUH

Allo rises 5 demonic pack mates for becoming the alpha

Allo: snacc

Sserial was killed by Allo lvl 150

score 8 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-14T05:04:46+00:00

*knocks out 2 allos, expecting the “fire” on one of them to go away*

“Yo why’s this one allo permanently on fire? Is it glitched or something?”

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-29T11:34:31+00:00

I was once trying to tame a Tapejara and was ambushed by 2 of these guys. Gonna write a poem.

1 is an off course idiot,

2 is just annoying,

3 beware, though not everywhere

4 will keep on destroying.

5 your in trouble,

6 SATANS HERE,

7 is death herself and

8 your whole base is clear.

9 will not hold back, destroying tames like cutting paper apart

10 at your door, PREPARE TO RESTART

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-12-22T00:24:43+00:00

Just because I felt like it, I took my tea hover sky or whatever it's called and a flew up and shot these Bois like crazy with traq gun. I got 11 allos that day.