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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
MY FIRST TIME ENCOUNTERING AN ALL
Me:oh hey an allo
Otter:tries to attack them
Me:nooo!!!!
Otter:dies
Allos:easy kill
Me:and now you will suffer the same faith Wilson did....
Allos:what?
Me:drops them in a text structure kills their child and infant of them and drops alpha giga in
Allos:pls stop!
Me:this is in vengeance of Wilson the Otter the true gigachad!!
Allos:nooo!!!
Alpha:food
Me:oh wait I have Wilson's implant
Allos:you serious rn my guy?
Alpha: thank you for food
Me:np
On an unofficial server my tribe was raided the opponent and us both low leveled but the opponent won anyways and I was the only person not at the base because I promised the tribe leader aka my best friend IRL that I would tame two high end allosauruses one male one female. Since I was extremely experienced I managed to complete my promise. Before I went back I decided I would breed them too. I leveled up and soon got fabricated pistol pump shotgun and assault rifle because I grind gigas and brontos with the help of my allos. So I went back to my tribe base for revenge and it was under control by the other tribe. They thought they already won and celebrated every time they were online for four REAL days and I spent those time grinding xp. I also bred my allos many more times so they were an army when I got back. I snuck my mesopithecus into the base and opened the behemoth gate. It was pretty much like the final battle in avengers endgame but I turned out victorious in the end.