Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
MY FIRST TIME ENCOUNTERING AN ALL
Me:oh hey an allo
Otter:tries to attack them
Me:nooo!!!!
Otter:dies
Allos:easy kill
Me:and now you will suffer the same faith Wilson did....
Allos:what?
Me:drops them in a text structure kills their child and infant of them and drops alpha giga in
Allos:pls stop!
Me:this is in vengeance of Wilson the Otter the true gigachad!!
Allos:nooo!!!
Alpha:food
Me:oh wait I have Wilson's implant
Allos:you serious rn my guy?
Alpha: thank you for food
Me:np
More Allosaurus Funny Tips
If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run
One is a challenge,
Two is deadly,
Three is a nightmare,
Four is lethal,
Five is a demon,
Six is terrifying,
Seven is a suicide mission,
Eight is a cult,
Nine is a giga killing squad,
Ten is Satan himself.
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
Run.
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
My name is allo
This poem is done
Donβt forget
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, Iβll turn and bola you.
dodo is better
It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant
I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo