What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Can have Indo raptor colors. Yay.!!!!!!!
Giga that skipped every workout
I had four allos they bred twice
They had triplets and then twins.
Ive been breeding more
I have like what 14
Me on a Sabertooth, jumps over a rock, Two packs of allows all above level 15
HOLLY SH-
When encounter crap all over your position to distract your tracks
Here’s how to get an indoraptor in ark. tame an allosaurus. dye it black and yellow (if that’s possible) and name it indoraptor
You and your friend see an allo so you bola your friend but he does it at the same time and your both stuck
He had friends
2 very nice friends
They hunted together
Till a fateful night
Where his friends were killed!
He was then tamed
He did this for a long time
Then was the time was right
He attacked, and killed the tribe!
He went on and became a mass killer
Roses are red violets are blue if you see an allo, I feel sorry for you
Im new to ark and i saw 1 of these guyz i told my tribe mate are there freindly he said yes i tried to get close to tame it but its not alone oh god hes NOT ALONE
I saw a pack of 15 of these hell bringers and I tried flying away back to my base and they were there.
So I tame like 3 of them and 1 not so hard 2 death 3 death wish 4 RUN!!!!
Rose's are dying the violence is coming I had no idea but I am crying.
Is this from Battle of big Rock
Battle of big Rock :) yeahhhhhhh
Comes in a pack of three, three times the dinosaur, three times the death.
How are these the #1 angler gel harvester, they can hardly even swim.
Everyone in my tribe hates these and every time they see one they kill it...
Except me I tame every single one I see
They are realy good and fast change my min
When I was a low level they always kill me now when I Look for them to tame one they just disappear it’s like they know what I’m planning