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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ali-a intro die de de die de de die die
They protecc
They atacc
But most importantly
They come in pacc of freaking NINE AND MULTIPLY WITH THEIR STUPID ORANGISH DUSTY SUBSTANCE CRAZILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE, U CANT KILL EM.
BEWAAAARE!!!!!
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I am an Allo
I come in three
I will creep you
And eat some meat
If u tame me
Youโll realize
I canโt jump or roar
I am a giga,
Evo 1
It's just a cool looking and powerful that can easily take over a rex if it has it's pack boost
Haha they are bad I'm in some sweet tech gear and went down to 1 third hp with tech blaster too they ez mode what you talking about. so GG
Tintoberries are red,
Azuleberries are blue,
There is a few behind us,
Time to bola you.
You'll find out soon enough.
You're fate is to die,
You'll oof out soon enough,
It is time to ask why.
Girl: wanna come over?
Me: no I am playing Ark.
Girl: I have level 200 Allo.
Me: ๐
The legend of Ellanora (Ep2)
โI remember my name.โ Ella said. โItโs Ella.โ She looked around to see several people around her facepalm. โNo... not qui-.โ Ella backed up. โYouโre all crazy!โ She said, fear in her eyes. โThatโs the only thing I know for sure, and I wonโt let you guys take it from me!โ She ran from the room, clutching her side. Despite the pain, she continued to run, and didnโt look back. Whatever that place was, she could tell that wasnโt where she should be. She felt like she used to be there a lot, and should maybe go back, but right now, she knew she belonged somewhere else. Even if she was hurt. After runnning for awhile, she found herself in the woods. She got some wood and thatch from the trees, and began to set up camp.
Raptor: want to have a child
Rex: yes
The baby allo: sppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd!!!!
Allos are the child of raptors and rexs change my mind
This thing sounds awesome, I want one. Where can I find one?
These things are annoying to tame knock one out and oh you shooting my friend die
Tamed 6 allos and sent them to battle alpha Rex while I rode a Yuty. My 2 highest lvl survived and I thought they were a breeding pair. Got back to base and theyโre both female (Iโm cooked)
Idk what to call them rex on crack of a**holes
Me: * starts new survivor and spawns right on top of of one of these mother f*ckers* run dananana
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This is the poor mans rex so use darts
I killed one with a lvl 120๐ beaver didn't realise they hunted in packs next thing I knew my beaver was dead and I was too๐
How to tame:
1.Sneak up behind it
2.Pluck out a scale
3.Respawn and try again
Og ark gangbang squad....
Free three way just get closer