Me: * starts new survivor and spawns right on top of of one of these mother f*ckers* run dananana

Hey I need people to play ARK on xbox with me, if you want too then friend bigchingus7890 and message with dododex THIS IS NOT A SCAM FOR FOLLOWERS. I only need 1 or 2 people to play with, I have genesis but I’m playing rag for the first time. Thank you :)

I killed one with a lvl 120🐒 beaver didn't realise they hunted in packs next thing I knew my beaver was dead and I was too🙈

BIPPITY BIPPITY YOUR PT IS MY PROPERTY

Allo: Knock, knock.

Player: Who’s there?

Allo: Me and my friends are raping you.

Server: Player has left this ark.

Me: He gonna get rekt anyways... :/

I play single player so how do I bola my tribe and run?? Do I bola myself orrrrr?

Me and my dad were looking for argys to take buut, when my dad was cooking some meat I heard a roar and I was like "HOLY CRAP THERES A DAMN T-REX!" And he nuged me back to my base were we had like 5 plant X's then they took care of him.

If Seen in the wild avoid at all costs

I died to one of these in extinction and it kept licking my face

Me bob

Me mad

Me and you mum

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O shit it is killing my dodo o nope my dodo killed it

Kid: Mom

Mom: Yes

Kid: Where do allos come from

Mom: allo gun

Kid: What

If u don’t know who (public enemy) is then u won’t get it

As the wise N once said, "sure! I like anything!" As a allo rips him apart

One is hard

Two is harder

Three is horrible

Four is an apocalypse

Five is a catastrophe

Six is a holocaust

Seven is a calamity

Eight is a plague

Nine is the grim reaper

Ten is mass suicide and genocide,

Sooo...

Zero is the best number

I was flyin round with my tek armor looking for a giga and see this dude pop up so I just shot it with my tek rifle and flew away. #easyescapeifuhavetek

I have a paracerathieriem 2 rexes a bary a ptera a assault rival and yet no allo

These things scare me at night on chalk hills vro 🥀 it aggro sound and the stomping when I can't see is something else ark is a horror game atp 😭

Fortnite

Indominus rex I'm the best hybrid

Indoraptor has joined the chat

Indominus rex has left the chat

Ark be like: "let's make this game ultimately harder!"

Us: "Wwhhhhyyyyyy!?"