Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run
One is a challenge,
Two is deadly,
Three is a nightmare,
Four is lethal,
Five is a demon,
Six is terrifying,
Seven is a suicide mission,
Eight is a cult,
Nine is a giga killing squad,
Ten is Satan himself.
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
My name is allo
This poem is done
Donโt forget
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
Run.
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, Iโll turn and bola you.
It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant
dodo is better
I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo
I had a allo called Alex he was lvl 13 and I loved Alex.i went to the mountains and saw two kentros.one kentro was lvl 1 and the other I dont remember.the lvl 1 kentro killed Alex.now I always kill kentros.im sorry Alex...you will have been a great tame...I swear to get your revenge for you...
Aaj meine dekha ki ek kuta apni malkin pe bauk rha tha
Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight
Me: Hold my beer
Stamina dissapears faster than my Dad
Best passive tame you can ever do sneak up on one and give it meat it will become your best friend and the others following it around will become your buds too
Me on single player holding a dodo"TAKE THE SACRIFICE!"
Me: Existing
Allosaurus: Hold my beer...
๐คซ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
He bite...
He attack...
If you encounter, u ainโt coming back.๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Remember : if allo taming bring a friend ๐.
(๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐คซ๐)