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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Remember : if allo taming bring a friend ๐.
(๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐คซ๐)
Allosaurus : you .
Me : uh,hello...
Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.
Me : what is it ?
Allosaurus : RUN
Me : awwww sht !
They spawn in my base and break my greenhouses.... every day...
When u see it make sure to say Allo and goodbye
Is it a pteradon? Is it a quetzal? No its the respawn screen
Roses are red violets are blue you donโt know itโs right behind you
The roses are wilting the violets are dying you were eaten and your tribe mate is crying
First day got the hang of the game second day built a house third running for my life with 5 allosaurus chasing me
If u see three allosaurus at the same time. Here are three steps:
1. Take your best weapon
2. Say I am your father
3. Throw your weapon and run
Legit looks for like the Indomonus Rex more than the T-Rex
She protecc
She attacc
But most importanly
She needs a snacc
I saw a pack of 15 of these hell bringers and I tried flying away back to my base and they were there.
When the war has lasted 20 years, the dinos will come.
land is soaked in blood and noobs the dinos will come..
Find the mosasaur egg of deepest blue. Teeth of night shall come to you.
The largest egg in mountain high. Will give to you the roar of sky.
for teeth of earth, search though the sand, for an egg the color of dinosaur blood.
Of three rexes who Blister and Blaze and Burn, two shall die and one shall learn, if she bows to a fate much stronger, she'll have the power of teeth of fire.
Five eggs to hatch on brightest night, five dinos to end the flight. Darkness will rise to bring the light. The Dinos are coming.
Is it normal to see one of these in the southern isles?
He Protecc
He Atacc
But most importantly...
He come in six pacc
๐คซ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Do NOT run
They WILL find you
Allosaurus sound like they need a tissue for their issue
They be chronic mouth breathing
Roses are red and violets are blue watch out Iโm gonna eat you
I am allo
You snack
I eat you
With my pack
I make you bleed
When you see me
You will plead
I am fast
And Iโm from
The Jurassic past
I eat you
And I eat
Stegos too
I am allo
You snack
I eat you
With my pack
You donโt need to run faster than the Allosaurus, you just need to run faster than your friend.