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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
He bite...
He attack...
If you encounter, u ainโt coming back.๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Remember : if allo taming bring a friend ๐.
(๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐คซ๐)
First day got the hang of the game second day built a house third running for my life with 5 allosaurus chasing me
Is it a pteradon? Is it a quetzal? No its the respawn screen
Allosaurus : you .
Me : uh,hello...
Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.
Me : what is it ?
Allosaurus : RUN
Me : awwww sht !
Legit looks for like the Indomonus Rex more than the T-Rex
If u see three allosaurus at the same time. Here are three steps:
1. Take your best weapon
2. Say I am your father
3. Throw your weapon and run
I got jumped by them them and they died
19 lvl 300 allos 1 yuti = unstoppable
She protecc
She attacc
But most importanly
She needs a snacc
Please allo I need this, my pack is kinda packless
He Protecc
He Atacc
But most importantly...
He come in six pacc
Raptor: Iโm the best pack hunter!
Allosaurus has entered the chat.
Raptor has left the chat.
Roses are red violets are blue you donโt know itโs right behind you
The roses are wilting the violets are dying you were eaten and your tribe mate is crying
When the war has lasted 20 years, the dinos will come.
land is soaked in blood and noobs the dinos will come..
Find the mosasaur egg of deepest blue. Teeth of night shall come to you.
The largest egg in mountain high. Will give to you the roar of sky.
for teeth of earth, search though the sand, for an egg the color of dinosaur blood.
Of three rexes who Blister and Blaze and Burn, two shall die and one shall learn, if she bows to a fate much stronger, she'll have the power of teeth of fire.
Five eggs to hatch on brightest night, five dinos to end the flight. Darkness will rise to bring the light. The Dinos are coming.
You donโt need to run faster than the Allosaurus, you just need to run faster than your friend.
Friend with low settings: hey look a rex I can outrun it
He was never seen again
Help People "not-be-target-by-allos" Program!
Many People Had Been Telling Their Stories About Getting Killed By An Allo Or Their Tames Or BOTH So Please If You Are One Of Them " UP " So It Might Never-Ever Happen To U Again If You are NOT "One of them" Also press " UP " To Help Them :)
-SpinosaurusGG
I HAVE a level 365 argy and an hour ago I left alone on a mountain and in the text above it said (abriviated) "argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 150" and " argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 150" and "argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 145" also MY ARGY HAS ALMOST 100000 HEALTH!!!!!!!
I had a lv 120 on the edge of a swamp and a lv 115 baryonyx came and tried to eat my face and it got stuck in the allo and I just tranquilzed it over and over it couldn't hit me or the allo