How are these the #1 angler gel harvester, they can hardly even swim.

Me on single player holding a dodo"TAKE THE SACRIFICE!"

Me: Existing

Allosaurus: Hold my beer...

Stamina dissapears faster than my Dad

He bite...

He attack...

If you encounter, u ain’t coming back.🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

They spawn in my base and break my greenhouses.... every day...

Remember : if allo taming bring a friend 😁.

(𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚕𝚊 🤫😏)

First day got the hang of the game second day built a house third running for my life with 5 allosaurus chasing me

Is it a pteradon? Is it a quetzal? No its the respawn screen

Allosaurus : you .

Me : uh,hello...

Allosaurus : i just want to tell you something.

Me : what is it ?

Allosaurus : RUN

Me : awwww sht !

Legit looks for like the Indomonus Rex more than the T-Rex

If u see three allosaurus at the same time. Here are three steps:

1. Take your best weapon

2. Say I am your father

3. Throw your weapon and run

I HAVE a level 365 argy and an hour ago I left alone on a mountain and in the text above it said (abriviated) "argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 150" and " argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 150" and "argy lvl 364 killed allo lvl 145" also MY ARGY HAS ALMOST 100000 HEALTH!!!!!!!

She protecc

She attacc

But most importanly

She needs a snacc

Raptor: I’m the best pack hunter!

Allosaurus has entered the chat.

Raptor has left the chat.

He Protecc

He Atacc

But most importantly...

He come in six pacc

Roses are red violets are blue you don’t know it’s right behind you

The roses are wilting the violets are dying you were eaten and your tribe mate is crying

When the war has lasted 20 years, the dinos will come.

land is soaked in blood and noobs the dinos will come..

Find the mosasaur egg of deepest blue. Teeth of night shall come to you.

The largest egg in mountain high. Will give to you the roar of sky.

for teeth of earth, search though the sand, for an egg the color of dinosaur blood.

Of three rexes who Blister and Blaze and Burn, two shall die and one shall learn, if she bows to a fate much stronger, she'll have the power of teeth of fire.

Five eggs to hatch on brightest night, five dinos to end the flight. Darkness will rise to bring the light. The Dinos are coming.

You don’t need to run faster than the Allosaurus, you just need to run faster than your friend.

Friend with low settings: hey look a rex I can outrun it

He was never seen again