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When the war has lasted 20 years, the dinos will come.

land is soaked in blood and noobs the dinos will come..

Find the mosasaur egg of deepest blue. Teeth of night shall come to you.

The largest egg in mountain high. Will give to you the roar of sky.

for teeth of earth, search though the sand, for an egg the color of dinosaur blood.

Of three rexes who Blister and Blaze and Burn, two shall die and one shall learn, if she bows to a fate much stronger, she'll have the power of teeth of fire.

Five eggs to hatch on brightest night, five dinos to end the flight. Darkness will rise to bring the light. The Dinos are coming.

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