I had a lv 120 on the edge of a swamp and a lv 115 baryonyx came and tried to eat my face and it got stuck in the allo… | Allosaurus Funny Tips

109 points Funny Sep 26, 2017

I had a lv 120 on the edge of a swamp and a lv 115 baryonyx came and tried to eat my face and it got stuck in the allo and I just tranquilzed it over and over it couldn't hit me or the allo

1769 points Funny Dec 25, 2016

The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.

1407 points Funny Oct 10, 2016

Run.

776 points Funny Jan 25, 2017

It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant

393 points Funny Jun 15, 2017

I once was on my base shooting one. It was killed by my level 298 dodo

340 points Funny Oct 10, 2017

Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight

Me: Hold my beer

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