Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
MY FIRST TIME ENCOUNTERING AN ALL
Me:oh hey an allo
Otter:tries to attack them
Me:nooo!!!!
Otter:dies
Allos:easy kill
Me:and now you will suffer the same faith Wilson did....
Allos:what?
Me:drops them in a text structure kills their child and infant of them and drops alpha giga in
Allos:pls stop!
Me:this is in vengeance of Wilson the Otter the true gigachad!!
Allos:nooo!!!
Alpha:food
Me:oh wait I have Wilson's implant
Allos:you serious rn my guy?
Alpha: thank you for food
Me:np
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