Friend: I want a creature that can actually turn and still fight
Me: Hold my beer
If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
Ark survivor: Ahh, what a nice day, surely I can't be killed!
That one pack of like 10 allos: Swing swong you are wrong
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
This poem is done
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
"It's a beautiful day to walk down the road, if I ever stop singing I will explode!"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
You were killed by an Allosaurus Level 150!
Respecc if you get that reference!
That the story of how I tame one I bonk it with unga bonga stick till he fall as sleep and yes I died 50 millions time
The Allo song
You can’t run
You can’t hide
We’ll always seek
We’ll always find
You can run
You can try
BUT YOU CANT HIDE!
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....