I am smol

And I am snail

I have a shell

I have no tail

I monch the cake

I live in swamp

My bite is weak

I can’t go chomp

I make the paste

With outright haste

Predators do like my taste

My name is snail

And I am smol

When scared I curl up in a ball

My name is snail

And I am smol

Thanks for letting me waste your time, y’all!

-snail song- like for more songs

Makes sense because snails eat cake in the wild😐👍

Achatina's are by far the hardest animals to escape on the island. Their insane movement speed is devastating to you and your dinos. These snails are also very powerful and will kill your gigas within, at least, 24 hours! The best thing to do when you see them is bola them and run.

Player 1: hey whatcha doing

Player 2: sending party invites

Player 1: but your birthdays not in 10 months

Player 2:look who I’m sending it to

Player 1: oooooooooh makes sense

To: anchatina

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Ok well…. the snails I named after the name ideas have both died to a random disease. I put my first post here in funny, even though it’s not funny, but I want it to be easy to find so…. -Amory

Even after taming, these things still eat cake. What good use is a snail with diabetes?

I named my irl snail after one of the name ideas. -Amory

It makes no sense how these guys are immobilised by bolas, they’re snails.

Slow and steady wins the race...