Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-11T06:07:39+00:00

I tamed an adorable Achanita and named it Floppy I potent dusted it Red and put it inside my metal base. He is now my pet chihuahua, I tamed another I colored it cyan and gave it to the admin. They loved it and named it Flippy. Sometimes I prank people so when they go outside I carry a achanita and pick one up with my griffin and get my friends to do it. We all drop them at the same time and then it’s raining snails.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-25T12:43:00+00:00

Have you ever seen a snail run...

No neither have I

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-10T11:23:15+00:00

who else thought this was giant and ridable before seeing one

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-26T02:01:34+00:00

These are the fastest creatures in ark there fast then the galli. If you put up there stamina and they can go across the map in seconds

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-12T06:36:28+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-30T23:48:38+00:00

Snails totally poop out resources so I’m going to get a snail now

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-08T00:06:29+00:00

Like to play this game, and play with animal that I like and love some animals are very adorable

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-29T06:09:28+00:00

SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE SNALE

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2019-01-06T05:17:36+00:00

What is there use all they do is eat cakes and give you snail paste

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-28T05:07:22+00:00

Okay I don’t understand that a snail can carry more then a sheep says dododex

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-31T00:20:08+00:00

Snails are a snail but this is no snail it has no speed just try to make it race a walnut ps walnut wins

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-04T06:26:41+00:00

I tamed fifty of them and put gilli hats on them and put a sight out “bush hunting”

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-02-17T19:11:56+00:00

You lose it: *Gary come home starts playing*

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-15T08:41:19+00:00

If you put the snail underwater on wander it can collect for you organic polymer

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-04T00:12:12+00:00

When my snails get hungry they don’t eat so I force feed them but when I do it sounds like their choking when eating xD

I love it

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-20T00:47:37+00:00

How do I invite myself back into my tribe?

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-17T09:35:30+00:00

He needs your hela to SLOW down!

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-02T23:28:40+00:00

These eat too much cake, they had diabetes and died instantly

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-05T02:42:57+00:00

Every fanfic but me:

*posts new Ep daily*

Me:

“Dang I haven’t written in awhile.”

Also me:

“Imma write 30 Eps in one day” :D

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-19T17:22:53+00:00

snail: oh my god he is coming run!!!

me: *walks normal* oh hey littile snaily laily...

snail: ;-; ho--how you followed me...

me: -_- *knocked out*

me: *you were killed by TREX ALPHA*

snail: byebye haahhahahaha.....

TRex: ;-;

snail: *you were killed by TRex Alpha*