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Sup y’all. Starting to make ark recipes for these bad boys and other creatures.

Lesson one: Achantina

Hello! Today we’ll be making adorably gross snails!

1. Preheat some of dat good mutagen.

2. Throw a snail you might find in a river

3. Throw in some addicting veggie cake

4. Watch as your new ark snail emerges and possible wants to kill the *bleep* outta you!

Enjoy!

Charmer✨

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