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I am smol

And I am snail

I have a shell

I have no tail

I monch the cake

I live in swamp

My bite is weak

I canโ€™t go chomp

I make the paste

With outright haste

Predators do like my taste

My name is snail

And I am smol

When scared I curl up in a ball

My name is snail

And I am smol

Thanks for letting me waste your time, yโ€™all!

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