I am smol

And I am snail

I have a shell

I have no tail

I monch the cake

I live in swamp

My bite is weak

I can’t go chomp

I make the paste

With outright haste

Predators do like my taste

My name is snail

And I am smol

When scared I curl up in a ball

My name is snail

And I am smol

Thanks for letting me waste your time, y’all!

-snail song- like for more songs

Makes sense because snails eat cake in the wild😐👍

Achatina's are by far the hardest animals to escape on the island. Their insane movement speed is devastating to you and your dinos. These snails are also very powerful and will kill your gigas within, at least, 24 hours! The best thing to do when you see them is bola them and run.

Like this for no particular reason

Even after taming, these things still eat cake. What good use is a snail with diabetes?

It makes no sense how these guys are immobilised by bolas, they’re snails.

One day in the swamp

I found an Achatina

I named her Mayfield

I made her a pen

She liked being in the playpen

Mayfield was happy

A few days later

I came back with lots of cake

And found a Kapro

The Kapro broke in

The Kapro hurt May badly

RIP Mayfield

I hunted the b**ch

I stabbed it until it died

I flayed it’s sorry hide

I made a tombstone

Made my respects to Mayfield

I don’t go in swamps

A vengeful haiku for Mayfield

-Tacrow

Gary got an ark dang SpongeBob, though they added Squidward in the game with the dang two so where is Patrick?…..

They’d thing are so cute😃 to bad they only eat cakes😐

Fastest creature in Ark. Totally use it for sneaking up on enemies.