-BREAKING NEWS-

To the friends of Shadow, well...

GUESS WHAT!?

IVE KIDNAPPED SHADOW

AND IF NO ONE CAN LIVE TILL 6 AM I WILL CONSUME THEM AND SHADOW

Well that was nice, look in silver dye if you wanna read the full details and solve my riddle on how to find Lolbits Pizzeria!

-SO-

Lolbits Rules of the Day

Here’s my newest rule,

APEX HAS TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE OR I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE ALL THE DYES

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well that’s nice,

Here’s my second rule,

LOLBIT NEWS IS ALWAYS SUPERIOR

that’s all the rules for now!

Hot Topic

We have gained info that a new totally famous pizzeria has opened up called Lolbits Pizzeria, they say its...to...die...for

New!

Lolbit cookies have been release and they are better than all the other ones! The only side effect is that eating it is signing your death warrant, I get to consume your soul!

Amber Alert

Shadow, a ## year old shadow has been kidnapped, suspects are...evil ghost, Lolbit, Apex, Lamprey, and Crow

Fun Fact

Did you know that Lolbit is actually just a evil shadow controlling a metal robot suit?

Always Remember!

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR, IM GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM, CANT OUTRUN, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, IF NOT ILL COME...

-Lolbit