It seems people might misunderstand me when I said we should do something about shadow being in a jar, because I made it sound like we needed to get rid of shadow news! No, we need to get shadow out of the jar!

-News reporter Lamprey

I’ll make the next news thing on October 25th. Also I’m gonna have to reread all of Apex Predator because I forgot what happens in it, but I remember some things about it.

-Lamprey

I’ve hired that ghost with bad grammar to advertise my new to people, I think it might have been a bad decision.

-Lamprey

Says the one that spelt monkey wrong SMH

-HJK

Part two: “Aloha everybody I’m princess Tiki! I long to free a truly remarkable fish!” Tiki sang. “My sweet prince Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a makiki malahini who. Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a,ooh. Hawana waka waka waka,niki pu pu pu.” “Narrator the fog?” Tiki asked. She dreams of a boy who’s under a spell that has left him all wet and scaly. “I sing from my heart with the power of love just a girl with a ukulele. Come to me(come to her) my sweet one. And be still I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill, my sweet prince Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a makiki malahini who Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a, ooh Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.”

Tune in next time for part three. Hope u enjoyed!

Lamp News was pretty good. There used to be a lot of news channels, but yours seemed to hold together the best. Although, if you need content, try advertising other people stories, like when someone announces they’ve started and ended a new story, that could make some good content.

-WhiteWinterTiger

Everyone I am going to make a sever on Ark Rag called Dododex I am going to inform yellow dye

-Shadowmane

I’ll write the first chapter in shadowmane

-Lamprey

@Nazgûl

Your the first one I saw soooooooo…

RULES N STUFF ABOUT THE UNIVERSE (assuming we do my idea)

It’ll be called “Rockwell’s Reign” and currently here’s the plot: instead of multiple ARKs or a genesis ship, one giant ARK was made about the size of the genesis ship. This giant ARK has different biomes connected to it on different sides (desert, savannah, Arctic, swamp, etc etc) and Rockwell has taken over about half of it. He’s also created a few different creatures, one of the ones I will be using as my character will be called “Bonehounds.” If you’ve read “Warriors the Darkest Hour” it’s basically about as scary as scourge when first appeared. If you haven’t, I’ll explain: Bonehounds are deadly, quick creatures with thick hide that protects them most damage, and they have very, very sharp teeth and claws. (It’s just a shadowmane in this universe because shadowmanes don’t exist in it I guess) and then there’s the group of survivors trying to stop Rockwell, which consists of: Helena (the leader of the group), Bob (the brawler), Ashley (the medic), and Franky (the most experienced survivor who handles most situations quite well). I’m not sure if there’s gonna be an HLNA or something similar, but if you want that we can have it. Also I’d prefer if I wrote the first chapter, and I don’t mind if you have a human or a creature character (it could also be a custom one that Rockwell made if you wanna do that)

-Lamprey

Shadow can I get a recap on the name of the server. I hope it works cuz I play on PS4

And I just wanna know the name. Message me in brown dye :)

-HJK

Apex, lamprey, and surviver, do you happen to play ark on xbox?

What do i like surviver? I like your rockwells rage, but i have no clue what your talking about. Also, i joined a PvE Island ark server. I put the server name in silver dye, so go there if you want to join. Oh, and i forgot to mention its a crossplay server. I have a fanfic hq made already. If you spawn at south spawn zone 1, its on top of the plato. I put a bill board infront of it saying it was the hq. I will see if i can invite anybody who joins. Btw, pnce somebody joins so nothing gets auto decayed, I probably will spend some time on a val server to get a wyvern and some deinonychus.

-shadow

-shadow

Idk manticore, awhile ago when stupid ghost was being annoying, planarinan preformed an exorcism and got rid of stupid ghost, soooo i have no idea.

-shadow

*blows up parchment dye*

Manticore… you… have made…. An enemy…..

Say discord one more time….. and yellow dye will be next, then you.

-Apex

If my second news doesn’t appear, I will be sad. It was decently long.

-Lamprey

AYO SHADOW JUST POSTED HER NEWS THING YESTERDAY BEFORE I FULLY POSSESSED HER AND YOUR ALREADY DISSING IT COME ON MAN!

-A possessed shadow

I officially claim this place as “Lamp news” because bob has travelled far away meaning he no longer owns this.

-Lamprey

How do i find Alpha dinos?

-shinra

Sometime looks gross

What's the server address lava?

-RedPhx

(Sry for the delay I've got a lot on my hands)