Shadow, I’ll just explain the entire joke.

So, back when the discord was becoming a thing, the OGs were here, mainly advertising the discord. Most people were against it, and DTG was trying to say it was our future, but most of the people couldn’t even get discord. If I remember correctly, apex started to act like he was getting angry when he heard that word (as a joke, don’t know why I’m saying this) and DTG said it a lot. Also Nazgûl somehow didn’t get the joke at first. That’s probably everything about it!

-Lamprey

Umm, I opened a portal to the shadow realm and adopted her, so no, she doesnt have a father.

-shadow

*I change into my natural form(ghost with no features that glows a faint erie black with dimly glowing white eyes)*

Hey manticore, you better not touch melody again or I'll destroy more than the underworld....

*a creepy smile appears on my ghoulish face*

-shadow, or known as Skiá Tou Pónou in my natural form

Oh, little one, your asking for it, my army is being built by the minute, no sleep for restless souls, I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again, I’m offering you a deal, join me, and you can have yellow and your hq back, and I won’t kill you.

You aren’t trusting me enough

Now night four can begin

-Lolbit

NO NO NO! GET OUT OUT OUT! MY NEWS IS SUPERIOR, AND I’LL BURN YOUR PIZZARIA TO THE GROUND AND I’LL BREAK YOUR METAL SUIT!

-Animatronic hating Lamprey

UM, SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PERSON GOING BY “LOLBIT” THREATENING TO TAKE OVER THE DYES? AND THAT THERE IS POSSIBLY AN IMPOSTER AMONG US? AMONG US IN DODODEX LOL

-WhiteWinterTiger

1 cent!? What the hell is a cent!? WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

-Apex

Ok, ima be real here, i read all of the news thing for info, and there hasnt been any lamp news for awhile

-shadow

Hey, guys, it’s MrDemonRealz and I’m claiming teal coloring for the posting of the chapters of the origin story of ark detailing how the avatars in the game got there and the threats they go through. Hope you will enjoy!

….MrDemonRealz….

good to make landig spots look like heliports

NO! I AM NOT PUTTING MY PIZZERIA HERE IN STUPID YELLOW DYE, YOU TRAITOROUS LEACH. GO FIND A HOLE AND DIE ALREADY

-Lolbit

Welcome to Yellow Dye Desert!

Here, we have many buildings, one being a news station, the other a restaurant, and a few more! Here in this hot desert, we hope you have the best time! If your overheating and need to cool down immediately, head over to our restaurant where we have cold water! (Don't ask how, we just do) We could also build a Lolbit’s pizzeria here instead of a restaurant!

Anyways, jobs are open! Feel free to apply, you need no skills whatsoever!

(Be somewhat active though please.)

Well, that’s about it.

-Lamprey

put yellow die on your flack armor and your metal axes picaxes and guns and all of that stuff and it looks like metal!!! it is awsome

Pog champ gold armor looks baller

Shadow meet me in forest dye we can talk about a collab there-lava

I miss doing collabs so sure I will do a collab with you lamp

From

Lava

Lamp news

Welcome back to lamp news everyone, there hasn’t been many topics at the moment, but now there is! Well, let’s get started!

Shadow has finally died, and now the dangerous cat is going to kill you, if you make her angry! RUN, HIDE, SHE WONT GIVE UP ON KILLING YOU!

Apex told me he’s giving lots of free candy at his cave, what a nice turn for a destructive person! He probably has every candy in existence, so show up at his cave for candy!

Roll the ads because I said so!

(Ad) How do you eat your apples, are you doing it right? Well, we’ll tell you if you are, here’s a link to our website: HTTPS/:thisprobablyisntareallinksojustgoawaybecauseyouneedshowerbecauseyoustinky/applehoweat?!?!?/h

(Ad) haha funny, I just wasted your time on this ad!

Well, that’s everything important, and also you should let my fish into your house to protect you, they won’t steal or kill you!

It seems we can’t do a moths and monke right now

-News Reporter Lamprey

Oh uh... lamprey he ded. Someone disintegrated him in tangerine dye. Of course i got disintegrated with him, but survivor made me a new body. And as soon as i entered the body i certain someone that i dont lkke talking about captured me. Dont try to save me(even though i know you wont) because the shadow realm is only accessible by shadows(full shadows), plus im going through, something.... i have to stay contained....

*i fade back to the pit*

-a depressed shadow

Want me to ruin your appetite?

You know how pineapples have that weird feeling when you eat them. That's because they have a enzyme that.. eats you back as you eat it...

-HJK

*claps*

Hey apex, want to team up?

-Dark One(shadows alter personality)