Just because there some new people, if anybody plays Star Wars galaxy of heroes and wants to chat for a bit, my ally code is “927-912-24” so if you do end up adding me as an ally, I can also give Nazgûl’s ally code. None of you really know Nazgûl, but he says there’s a glitch that won’t let him post but he looks at what we say.

-Lamprey

You guys are all about Apex needing to be brought to justice for him burning things down and murdering people but how many of us have evil messed up sides or ghosts? How many of us have burned things down? How many of us have committed theft? Just, think about it for a while...

-WhiteWinterTiger

The Ark Chronicle

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First course:Barbecued Jerboa

Second:Naturally cooked Phoenix

Third course:Cinammon rolls with a side of chocolate dipped lamprey’s

Now that the ads are just Ger

Let’s talk about a pup’s quest

We recently got an interview with the writer Manticore

Nergal:So when can we expect a new part?

Manticore:Today actually, so look for that, but there is the tip delay.

Nergal:Almost nothing is know about you, could you tell us?

Manticore:I was the biggest of 4 Cubs, I ate them all as a kid, and then I met up with a pack of hyenas, they’re kind of the muscle behind me. After that i decided to take a break from fighting because it was hurting me, so I took up stories.

Nergal:That’s cool, that’s cool. Can we ask about the genesis?

Manticore:Ah, the genesis. That was my first story, second if you don’t count the anecdote I made called “Thats not a jerboa” in Ferox. It was my first real story, ist still going. I’m slowing down because I’m getting hooked on a pup’s quest. I’m not done with the genesis though. I’ll see when I can get it done.

Nergal:Thank you for your time.

Manticore:Please the pleasure is all mine.

In other news, it appears WhiteWinterTiger is siding with Apex. I suggest we start getting a mob ready, I can provide pitchforks and torches.

-Nergal

WAIT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP, WHERE ARE YOU, ARE YOU IN MUSHROOM BREW OR STEW OR WHATEVER? If sombody can get this stupid glass jar over there i might be able to help!

-shadow

Omg what happened planarinan!?!?!?!? Im stuck im a glass jar, i cant do anything!

-shadow

ARK NEWS

by HJK

apex predator will be coming out in the movies on October 25th

be there and remember to buy apex flavoured dodoflakes..

don’t ask how i know what he tastes like!.. its a long story

(AD:) are you sick and tired of all these unhealthy foods?.. well look no further we are coming out with more unhealthy foods!

dodocookies!

they contain

5685 g of sodium

338 in saturated fat.

and cotains high sugar levels exceeding the normal amount!

thats just for each cookie...

(AD:) buy the new action figures for popular characters such as:

apex

lava

shadow

seasnake

red

bob

lamprey

WWT

spi(spirit bird)

ghostdragon(ghost)

and HJK for only 11.99$ (tax included) local dodo-mart today! (disclaimer: toys may come alive and kill you in your sleep, most likely the apex one!)

now, continuing on, i will be the one hosting the fan fictioner award ceremony on oct 24 right before the new movie!

if anyone wants to help, you can.

the new era has begun, i haven’t posted a story in 5 days WHAT A FRICKIN SUPRISE!!!

IM GONNA LOOSE MY JOB

give me atleast one plot twist idea in shadowmane.

on rejects btw

-HJK :)

Alright, I’m gonna head out now. I’m done writing stories for now. Good luck guys! I hope you all keep making great stories! Peace out!✌️

-Red Dragon

Red Dragon will return… (probably)

I no longer feel like starting a monarchy. Also when I saw lava say stuff about HJK’s news being “Biast” I died.

-Lamprey

Warning, it is taking over. Help me, it will destroy this world. Shadow, utfoutfiugfiutfoutfuoyfougfougfurytedv bkjgvhkg365;;,&)(;&)(;)85:-21322132--:(/(:)/$(;:$;);$(@;@8650059764865832!,.'nvcmnbv,Nbl,jgfljgfjlygfjlyfljgfljgfljgf,jhf,jhf,jhf,jhf,jhgfjkjnkkmmbcxssswa,g ifffff I cccan cccure you, iiiiiit willlllll also cccccure mmmmmmeeeeeee. H E L P M E P L S

-Planarian, in need off help

Apex Predator isn’t in movies till 25th October, can’t wait!

-Apex

I think we should try to save shadow… welp

(Drinks vile) let’s see what does this do(drinks another vile)

Woohoo. Let’s see (grabs gun) ok that should be good I’m a miniature shadow vs a ghost ok. (Flys in) where is this shadow possessing creep. Oh there you are (gunfire)

(Louder gunfire) god stop shooting at me ghost. At least I got a ghostbusters gun (Sucks up ghost.) just 10 more parts to suck up now…-lava

God this news is making me (relentlessly upset) because

A-they only make news ABOUT THEIR OWN STORIES

B-They do an outing thing for instance (Apexisaloser)

C- they are all biast saying that their story is the best.

D- lampreys is the only one that doesn’t have this.

E-they are rude to other fanfictioners.

-lava

You have seen what I can do.

I made the first new thing in yellow dye, you should go look at it because it’s SUPERIOR compared to the other news stations.

-Lamprey

Planarinan can i join you cult/group thing?

-shadow

The Ark Chronicle

Every Friday (I’ll try to remember)

The case for Apex is not closed as other news outlets would wish you to believe. That maniac hasn’t been apprehended and could therefore be eating kids or something!

Hi! Do you hate your bland boring Halloween candy?

Yes!

Then try Pop O Tacos! Little taco shopped candies that explode in your mouth with flavor! Buy today for only 1.99!

(Side effects may include but are not limited to:Diarrhea nausea vomiting headaches migraines heart attacks and death)

In other news, a new wolf cub has seen men kill a Thyla, who are these hunters?

-News Nergal

I make my stories in spino…-lava

Im GoInG cRaZy

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD iNcLuDe A fEw mOrE wOrDs

-shadow

Yeah I kinda feel like some people overreact, but I now feel like most of us are starting to not yell and use peaceful conversations. It used to be worse, trust me. (Look further in quetz for the original argument, and there’s a few others I remember but forgot where they where.)

-Lamprey

DONT TOUCH THE CHILD(meme comp)-GhostDragon

Oh wow, i just found rorins tale and lynxs tale and they are really good WWT! I love your prophecy, alot better than mine. Also, what do you think of my spoopy story in sinamarotops(i know its not how you spell it)? Also, PLEASE tell me your not a shadow catcher!

-a very paranoid that everyone is a shadow catcher shadow