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ARK NEWS

by HJK

apex predator will be coming out in the movies on October 25th

be there and remember to buy apex flavoured dodoflakes..

don’t ask how i know what he tastes like!.. its a long story

(AD:) are you sick and tired of all these unhealthy foods?.. well look no further we are coming out with more unhealthy foods!

dodocookies!

they contain

5685 g of sodium

338 in saturated fat.

and cotains high sugar levels exceeding the normal amount!

thats just for each cookie...

(AD:) buy the new action figures for popular characters such as:

apex

lava

shadow

seasnake

red

bob

lamprey

WWT

spi(spirit bird)

ghostdragon(ghost)

and HJK for only 11.99$ (tax included) local dodo-mart today! (disclaimer: toys may come alive and kill you in your sleep, most likely the apex one!)

now, continuing on, i will be the one hosting the fan fictioner award ceremony on oct 24 right before the new movie!

if anyone wants to help, you can.

the new era has begun, i haven’t posted a story in 5 days WHAT A FRICKIN SUPRISE!!!

IM GONNA LOOSE MY JOB

give me atleast one plot twist idea in shadowmane.

on rejects btw

-HJK :)

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