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The Ark Chronicle

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The case for Apex is not closed as other news outlets would wish you to believe. That maniac hasn’t been apprehended and could therefore be eating kids or something!

Hi! Do you hate your bland boring Halloween candy?

Yes!

Then try Pop O Tacos! Little taco shopped candies that explode in your mouth with flavor! Buy today for only 1.99!

(Side effects may include but are not limited to:Diarrhea nausea vomiting headaches migraines heart attacks and death)

In other news, a new wolf cub has seen men kill a Thyla, who are these hunters?

-News Nergal

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