The Ark Chronicle

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Now that the ads are just Ger

Let’s talk about a pup’s quest

We recently got an interview with the writer Manticore

Nergal:So when can we expect a new part?

Manticore:Today actually, so look for that, but there is the tip delay.

Nergal:Almost nothing is know about you, could you tell us?

Manticore:I was the biggest of 4 Cubs, I ate them all as a kid, and then I met up with a pack of hyenas, they’re kind of the muscle behind me. After that i decided to take a break from fighting because it was hurting me, so I took up stories.

Nergal:That’s cool, that’s cool. Can we ask about the genesis?

Manticore:Ah, the genesis. That was my first story, second if you don’t count the anecdote I made called “Thats not a jerboa” in Ferox. It was my first real story, ist still going. I’m slowing down because I’m getting hooked on a pup’s quest. I’m not done with the genesis though. I’ll see when I can get it done.

Nergal:Thank you for your time.

Manticore:Please the pleasure is all mine.

In other news, it appears WhiteWinterTiger is siding with Apex. I suggest we start getting a mob ready, I can provide pitchforks and torches.

-Nergal