Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK NEWS
by HJK
apex predator will be coming out in the movies on October 25th
be there and remember to buy apex flavoured dodoflakes..
don’t ask how i know what he tastes like!.. its a long story
(AD:) are you sick and tired of all these unhealthy foods?.. well look no further we are coming out with more unhealthy foods!
dodocookies!
they contain
5685 g of sodium
338 in saturated fat.
and cotains high sugar levels exceeding the normal amount!
thats just for each cookie...
(AD:) buy the new action figures for popular characters such as:
apex
lava
shadow
seasnake
red
bob
lamprey
WWT
spi(spirit bird)
ghostdragon(ghost)
and HJK for only 11.99$ (tax included) local dodo-mart today! (disclaimer: toys may come alive and kill you in your sleep, most likely the apex one!)
now, continuing on, i will be the one hosting the fan fictioner award ceremony on oct 24 right before the new movie!
if anyone wants to help, you can.
the new era has begun, i haven’t posted a story in 5 days WHAT A FRICKIN SUPRISE!!!
IM GONNA LOOSE MY JOB
give me atleast one plot twist idea in shadowmane.
on rejects btw
-HJK :)