SN(Ha, even though im in a jar i can still write lamprey)

News

To the people using ghost buster guns, you realize that this ghost put my essence in a jar and is using my body to try to take over the world, right? Also make sure you check out the superior news station, lamp news in yellow dye cause apparently im bad at writing news things.😔

News on Apex

Either i have absolutely terrible timing with these news things, or apex has been strangely quiet. I havnt heard anything from him since they mentioned that they coulnt wait until apex predator came out.

News on hjk/crow

I learned from lamp news that hjk burned down a house using a flamethrower! Also new reporter lamprey said that they received a letter from crow saying that they will kill lamprey.

News on The Monarchy

Lamprey has started a monarchy to take over the dyes! Their main headquaters are blue dye. I dont know how they have the time to do a Monarchy and write lamp news but their managing.

AD: Make sure you check out the other fanfictioners, they have some pretty great storys! Alot better than mine!

AD: Do you like scary stories? Well check out karkanos for some spoooooooky stories! Also i have my spoopy story in sinomaratops.

News on planarinan

It seems that planarinan has had his demon side take over or something along the lines of that. If i could get my stupid jar over there i might be able to help, but i am stuck in blue dye at the moment.

Shadow Facts

Did you know that a living shadows main sorce of transportation is possessing shadow?

Kid section!

Count the S's!

Sneaky ShadowS Steal SapphireS from the StoreS aiSleS.

AD: dont forget to try apex cookies!

Thats all for todays news, I'll see you tomorrow!

-news repoter shadow

I has among us aswell

-shadow(more words)

*Loads shotgun*

I’m coming…

-Apex

This is what I’ve seen

The villains:

Crow/hjk

Possessed shadow

The heroes:

Lava ghost dragon wwt etc,

Listen i dont have much time i was just told today im doing math, which would be fine because on my own it doesnt take much time but IM DOING IT WITH MY MOM. I might not be able to post any storys if it tales up the entire day but wish me luck!!

-a possessed shadow that HATES MATH WITH A PASSION

I’m going to start a monarchy and gain control over other dyes. I won’t completely own the dye, I have some control over it.

-Lamprey

<SN>

News

SN is now every monday, thursday, and friday even though im writing this on a sunday. Also, this news station might not be 100% accurate because of the tip delay.

News on Apex

At the time of writing this there have been no new reports on Apex, but he is still out there. A couple of days ago i asked if he was still burning down tacobells and orphanages and he simply replied yes.

News on HJK/CROW

Again no new reports on hjk/crow at the time of writing this, but im sure they are still looking for me so they can capture me. Though they do have an imposter in amargasaurus.

AD: Do you have an idea for a hybrid, but you dont know how to write it? Well in cyan dye, anonymous/cloudjumper is taking ideas for creature logs, he even wrote one about me!

AD: Do you want an idea for a halloween costume? Well heres a few! A karen, and have a friend dress up as a manager, a pterodon and if you want bring a friend so you can screech and chase them, inflatable cheeseburger, Joe Biden and have a friend as kamala haris. Check us out next time for hopfuly more costumes!

News on Stupid Ghost

You mightve heard, but if you havnt, im basically fully possessed, 95% of me has been possessed, only leaving me, news reporter shadow, and somtimes i can sneak a tip out. If you really want to know more about his backstory, i wrote it as a myth(sort of) in jug bug while he was pointing a gun at my essence. Im probably going to regret saying this, but the essence of a shadow is sort of like a soul. If you destroy the essence, you destroy the shadow. But if your a shadow catcher you can capture the essence and put it in a sealed container, for instance, a glass jar *flashback* anyways, if you capture the essence of a shadow, it will do what ever it takes for you to release it, even if possessed. Totally not a hint to save me btw😉. There totally wont be more of these hints.(stupid ghost is trying to listen, ok hes gone, these hints will help if he 100% takes me over, only do it if im 100% possessed ok? Please dont abandon me ok? Please...)

OKAY THATS ENOUGH NEWS REPORTER SHADOW!

Ok ok!

-news reporter shadow

Aloha welcome to Ghost news(I just wanted to get in on the news thing) well let's get into things

We just got word of the fanfictoner Shadow getting possessed so watch out there's also a lot of shadow hunters out this time of year

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Go check out my new story in wyvern called "Wings of the lost" based off a book in real life

(Ad) make sure to read WWT's stories I heard there really good

And that's all folks goodbye

there all gone right few I was running out of things to say OK I'm going home now

Well Shadow I have something to tell you umm you and your siblings aren't the only living shadows hehehe uuhh I don't know how to say this but my family is full of shadows my granny my father anyway yea-GhostDragon out

Did my news thing come out yet? I cant see it, maybe its just delayed for me. Thanks wwt!

HEY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS! I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS!

haha sucker

-a sneaky possessed shadow

Love the news Shadow! Btw I may only be part shadow but my genetics are weird and they constantly shift and change so literally any minute I could become 100% shadow

From you cat that’s being clawed by another cat at the moment,

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

Ayeeeee guys how it goin-

*my eyes start glowing*

YES, FINALLY I HAVE GAINED CONTROL OF HER, SHE IS MINE NOW, I WILL IMPRISON THE WORLD! AND ONCE IVE IMPRISONED THE WORLD, I WILL CONSUME HER ESSENCE, AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

-A possessed shadow(h-h-help... CORK IT!)

THE SHADOWS REBEL AGAINST CROW AND HIS TYRANTY OR WHATEVER!!!!!!!

Anyone else play umong us just asking its free on mobile-a GhostDragon who really wants to play on among us

Righteous isn’t nearly the thing that started it all. That came out about 9 months after my story, which came about 10 months to a year after seasnake started this all-lava (now I’m mad)

Is swamp still here I miss him? RED DRAGON NOOOOO YOU CANT LEAVE!where is swamp? He’s the whole reason I joined fan fiction ing and i miss his storyline. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY -lava

Crow, how you gonna eat me, im a shadow, im not tangible, there is legit only one way you could eat me, and i aint telling

-shadow

MWHAHAHAHAHA manticore is going to dieeeeeeeeee

Probably two days after I post thissssssssssssss

DEATH TO THAH MANTICORE

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

From your very (2839262938372 verys) weird cat,

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

My phones at 1% but does anyone realize if your part shadow you realted to my because me and my siblings are the only living shadows

-shadow

SN(shadow news) on thursday and friday

News on Apex

Apex has lost his mind and has eaten part of his brain. He is still on the loose with charges of murder, cannibalism, and many more.

AD: Try Apex cookies now! Apex cookies are cookies that come in shapes of knives, grenades, and axes! Each shape has its own special ingredient. Order now!(side affects include: throat bleeding, exploding, stomach chopping, death, and indigestion.)

Kid Section

Count the M's

Mighty Megolasaurus meet in mississippi to make many memorys.

News on Crow/HJK

HJK has been possessed by crow for how long, a week? They have revealed that they are a shadow catcher and will catch every shadow.

News on Stupid Ghost

Yes Im calling it Stupid Ghost. Ive been struggling with this dummy for around 4-5 days. Bad news, im having trouble holding him back. More bad news, Crow seems to be targeting me, probably because im the only 100% shadow here. Good news, WWT and GhostDragon seem to be wanting to help.

Other fanfictioners

Thank you WWT for the compliment! Its fine if you like the spoopy parts, i love them aswell. Ghost dragon and WWT thank you for being on my side! And what ever you do, dont get caught, wait can people who are only part shadow get caught? I dont know.

News about my storys

I have a vote going on for my storys! The vote will be where my characters asend to, my myth ark(in just bug, the backstory of it for some reason is gone, but it used to be in oviraptor)or a different ark, a new ark.

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Thats If for Shadow News, see you next time!

-news reporter shadow