Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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SN is now every monday, thursday, and friday even though im writing this on a sunday. Also, this news station might not be 100% accurate because of the tip delay.
News on Apex
At the time of writing this there have been no new reports on Apex, but he is still out there. A couple of days ago i asked if he was still burning down tacobells and orphanages and he simply replied yes.
News on HJK/CROW
Again no new reports on hjk/crow at the time of writing this, but im sure they are still looking for me so they can capture me. Though they do have an imposter in amargasaurus.
AD: Do you have an idea for a hybrid, but you dont know how to write it? Well in cyan dye, anonymous/cloudjumper is taking ideas for creature logs, he even wrote one about me!
AD: Do you want an idea for a halloween costume? Well heres a few! A karen, and have a friend dress up as a manager, a pterodon and if you want bring a friend so you can screech and chase them, inflatable cheeseburger, Joe Biden and have a friend as kamala haris. Check us out next time for hopfuly more costumes!
News on Stupid Ghost
You mightve heard, but if you havnt, im basically fully possessed, 95% of me has been possessed, only leaving me, news reporter shadow, and somtimes i can sneak a tip out. If you really want to know more about his backstory, i wrote it as a myth(sort of) in jug bug while he was pointing a gun at my essence. Im probably going to regret saying this, but the essence of a shadow is sort of like a soul. If you destroy the essence, you destroy the shadow. But if your a shadow catcher you can capture the essence and put it in a sealed container, for instance, a glass jar *flashback* anyways, if you capture the essence of a shadow, it will do what ever it takes for you to release it, even if possessed. Totally not a hint to save me btw😉. There totally wont be more of these hints.(stupid ghost is trying to listen, ok hes gone, these hints will help if he 100% takes me over, only do it if im 100% possessed ok? Please dont abandon me ok? Please...)
OKAY THATS ENOUGH NEWS REPORTER SHADOW!
Ok ok!
-news reporter shadow