Look it’s ALWAYS FUNNY when someone is hurt if they are of your friend. One time I laughed so hard about a kid that tried doing a backflip but he failed and faceplanted in the dirt.-lava

So, Nazgûl said that his mom put an app that scans stuff to make sure it’s safe, and when he tries to post here it says it’s restricted. I think his parents might be a little overprotective, but he said he wasn’t trustworthy before so he probably needs to build up that trust again before that. I don’t think he can post if it’s because of the app that does it.

-Lamprey

hey...hey guys umm so GhostDragon doesn't know that I'm wrighting this um my name is Nari and um oh no she's taking control back so I got to hurry basically I'm a ghost and you know Shadows ghost yea I'm not like him i HATE him actually he's dumb also I'm reason that GhostDragon has been in all those labs OH NO I just spilled da beans,Ghost's gonna kill me killed by my own twin sis YES MY TWIN I've been with her ever since I found her turns out we were born on the same day ALSOO before you say anything YES YOU CAN BE BORN AS A GHOST YOUR TALKING TO ONE but its very rar-AAAhHhH NNNAAAARRRRRIIIIIi YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE HHHEEELLLPPP SHUT UP -GhostDragon and Nari(52 labs to be exact)

Also I forgot to mention that the name of the story will be “Voidborne.”

-Lamprey

Shabadabado, wobble wobble, EHHHHHHHHHH, bloop bleep, WHAT THE FREAK,I SEE ALL THESE STUPID PEEPS,LET GO ALL AROUND, CROW IS JUST REALLY ROUND, I LIKE TO BURN DOWN HOUSES, AND I LIKE TO KILL MOUSES, THEY SAY THESE ARE THE GOLDEN YEARS, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TEARS, wow I’m actually good at rhyming, AND I LIKE SLIMING, I THINK LAVA IS THE BEST, CAUSE HE IS BY FAR THE COOLEST. -HJK/CROW

I SUMMON THEE BARRY THE BARYONYX THE DEFENDER OF FOREST DYE!-lava

SWAMP?! YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

(Next up on lamprey news)

Lava’s head just exploded from excitement… killing a few hundred…thousand people-lava

I’m the way the ad was listed it’s from most likely doll to kill you to least. Most likely apex then lava -lava

Hey Guys, I plan to do another auction scene in my story so if any of u want a reference (like:For the pup Snowball let’s start at 5 million dollars 10 million from WhiteWinterTiger 15 from Lamprey) let me know

In 5 days I’ll see who wanted a reference

-Nergal

I LOVE TO DRINK PICKLE JUICE YUM YUM

-Hjk/crow

Lavas crazy sociopathic story

(Goes to random persons house)

Hmm

(Child playing video games)

Parents don’t seem to be here

(Shows child on tv with camera)

Child: WHY AM I ON THE TV.

Child:(looks outside and sees parents dead bodies.)

Child:uh oh

(I infiltrate house through vents.)

Hello.

Child: WHO ARE YOU?!

do you see me?

(Loud screams then silence)

Lava walks out of the house like nothing happened.

NEXT HOUSE!

(Hides under child’s bed.)

(Kills parents.) puts parent head on children’s bed

(Kid walks in room with other sibling)

Child: OH GOD

(Door closes shut and so does windows)

(Child try’s to open door)

ITS STUCK!

Behind you

(Child sees sibling fall on floor with hole through body)

PLEASE NO

(Lava transforms)

(Bites head of child)

(Puts house on fire)

Lavas quest.

Hmm ok

( grabs jar)

This should be easy

(Takes one step forward)

WOOHOO

(Three steps back)

Crap

(One step forward)

FINALLY

(Three steps back) ok I will ride my raptor

Woohoo I’m here!

(Trips)

(Jar rolls back to the start)

(Takes one step forward)

(Three steps back)

WHY ME.

(Rides raptor)

Ok I got the jar

(Steps on machine)

(Becomes mini)

Crap

(Raptor chews on me like chew toy)

NO! STOP! BAD!

(RUNS)

(Steps on magnifier machine)

Ok I’m back to normal size.

(Giga says “CHEW TOY”)

(Gets chewed by giga.)

(Throws me up in the air)

(Falls down)

Finally I’m here

(Places jar down)

Lava: you can go the rest of the way right.

Shadow: NO I CANT… (lava already walked away)

Hmmmmmm good point wwt. Btw apex I love the chain of storys, the one that had underworld in it. I read as much as i could find but i could only find like 2 chapters in the extiction bit. Actually i had no idea where the chain started so i just started at underworld.

-shadow

SN(Ha, even though im in a jar i can still write lamprey)

News

To the people using ghost buster guns, you realize that this ghost put my essence in a jar and is using my body to try to take over the world, right? Also make sure you check out the superior news station, lamp news in yellow dye cause apparently im bad at writing news things.😔

News on Apex

Either i have absolutely terrible timing with these news things, or apex has been strangely quiet. I havnt heard anything from him since they mentioned that they coulnt wait until apex predator came out.

News on hjk/crow

I learned from lamp news that hjk burned down a house using a flamethrower! Also new reporter lamprey said that they received a letter from crow saying that they will kill lamprey.

News on The Monarchy

Lamprey has started a monarchy to take over the dyes! Their main headquaters are blue dye. I dont know how they have the time to do a Monarchy and write lamp news but their managing.

AD: Make sure you check out the other fanfictioners, they have some pretty great storys! Alot better than mine!

AD: Do you like scary stories? Well check out karkanos for some spoooooooky stories! Also i have my spoopy story in sinomaratops.

News on planarinan

It seems that planarinan has had his demon side take over or something along the lines of that. If i could get my stupid jar over there i might be able to help, but i am stuck in blue dye at the moment.

Shadow Facts

Did you know that a living shadows main sorce of transportation is possessing shadow?

Kid section!

Count the S's!

Sneaky ShadowS Steal SapphireS from the StoreS aiSleS.

AD: dont forget to try apex cookies!

Thats all for todays news, I'll see you tomorrow!

-news repoter shadow

I has among us aswell

-shadow(more words)

*Loads shotgun*

I’m coming…

-Apex

This is what I’ve seen

The villains:

Crow/hjk

Possessed shadow

The heroes:

Lava ghost dragon wwt etc,

Listen i dont have much time i was just told today im doing math, which would be fine because on my own it doesnt take much time but IM DOING IT WITH MY MOM. I might not be able to post any storys if it tales up the entire day but wish me luck!!

-a possessed shadow that HATES MATH WITH A PASSION

I’m going to start a monarchy and gain control over other dyes. I won’t completely own the dye, I have some control over it.

-Lamprey

<SN>

News

SN is now every monday, thursday, and friday even though im writing this on a sunday. Also, this news station might not be 100% accurate because of the tip delay.

News on Apex

At the time of writing this there have been no new reports on Apex, but he is still out there. A couple of days ago i asked if he was still burning down tacobells and orphanages and he simply replied yes.

News on HJK/CROW

Again no new reports on hjk/crow at the time of writing this, but im sure they are still looking for me so they can capture me. Though they do have an imposter in amargasaurus.

AD: Do you have an idea for a hybrid, but you dont know how to write it? Well in cyan dye, anonymous/cloudjumper is taking ideas for creature logs, he even wrote one about me!

AD: Do you want an idea for a halloween costume? Well heres a few! A karen, and have a friend dress up as a manager, a pterodon and if you want bring a friend so you can screech and chase them, inflatable cheeseburger, Joe Biden and have a friend as kamala haris. Check us out next time for hopfuly more costumes!

News on Stupid Ghost

You mightve heard, but if you havnt, im basically fully possessed, 95% of me has been possessed, only leaving me, news reporter shadow, and somtimes i can sneak a tip out. If you really want to know more about his backstory, i wrote it as a myth(sort of) in jug bug while he was pointing a gun at my essence. Im probably going to regret saying this, but the essence of a shadow is sort of like a soul. If you destroy the essence, you destroy the shadow. But if your a shadow catcher you can capture the essence and put it in a sealed container, for instance, a glass jar *flashback* anyways, if you capture the essence of a shadow, it will do what ever it takes for you to release it, even if possessed. Totally not a hint to save me btw😉. There totally wont be more of these hints.(stupid ghost is trying to listen, ok hes gone, these hints will help if he 100% takes me over, only do it if im 100% possessed ok? Please dont abandon me ok? Please...)

OKAY THATS ENOUGH NEWS REPORTER SHADOW!

Ok ok!

-news reporter shadow