Lobit:ooo look a jar!

Me: DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP!

lobit:oo theres a shadow inside!

Me: I WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR ALL ETERNITY

Lobit: if your friends want their pet back they'll have to survive the night shift! And if they dont I'll eat you!

Me: I AM NOBODYS PET!

Lobit:oh yeah, they dont know where it is!*says riddle*

Me: i didnt say anything about the pizza place

Lobit: time to take you back to the pizza place!

Me: YOU LITTLE, RELEASE ME IMMEDIATELY!

Lobit: oh you dont want to be eaten, to bad now i have to go prepare for the night shift!*leaves*

Me: ok what the most painful way i can kill this guy. Hmm maybe i can mega slap him to death? No because then he'll eat me before he dies. If i was out of this stupid jar i could possess him and make him punch himself to death! Oh wait, i sense a fight about to start in canalope dye! Between, wait, its between stupid ghost and lobit! If one kills the other then theres a problem gone!

-a shadow who is still thinking of the most painful ways to kill lobit

Hey, i have a question lobit. Is the place im catured chalicothiriom? Im just curious.

-a shadow who wants to slap you but doesnt know which section to put it in

Ok, a few things:

1. Yes ive been searching for the pizza place so i dont get eaten.

2. I think i might have found it. I believe its chalicothiriom. There not a tip there saying it the pizza place, but think about it, claws like a theri, check. Passive til you get close, check. The tip mightve just not gone through yet.

3. Please i dont want to be this guys snack please somebody HELP!

-shadow

That does sound funny lava, and yes I have laughed at my friends getting hurt before, it really just depends on how I’m feeling and the severity of the situation

-WhiteWinterTiger

*sniffs air*

*follows scent*

(Lolbit) hello little one

(Child) h-hi

(Lolbit) what are you doing here?

(Child) I got left behind, the doors won’t open! Is there away out?

*child starts to cry*

(Lolbit) I’m sorry little one, but there’s only one way out

(Child) how?

*child stops crying*

(Lolbit) the doors open at 6 am, but you can only escape if you survive that long

(Child) what does that mean?

*Lolbit starts to glitch and shake*

*stops glitching*

(Lolbit) want me to show you?

(Child) y-yes

Lolbit/? Thinks: No! Don’t do it! He’s just a child!

*consumes child*

(Lolbit/?) NOOOOOOOOOO

(Lolbit) SHUT...UP! THIS IS M-MY BODY RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IN AN HOUR OR TWO!

*wakes up*

(?) AH! Oh, it was just a dream, I guess I’ll go back to sleep...

Lolbit/? Thinks: oh, oh yes, go to sleep, go to sleep now, let ME take over

*falls asleep*

*metal encases body*

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HEH HEH HEH HEH

-Lolbit

Hey WWT, what country are you in? Ima find you and cut you up.

-Apex

Does anyone know what happened to Ryukenmaxximus? Also I’m finna keep y’all up tonight.

Big fin squid drag their freakishly long arms across the ocean floor and eat anything that brushes up against them and we hardly know anything about them, they can be 26 feet long. All the ones we’ve seen are juveniles and they live 15000 feet down below and they could be bigger.

Not done.

Octopi can be 600 pounds and they have no bones air bladders or gas pockets and therefore can live in the ocean without becoming a stain on the ground. Also look at your door, look at it. A 600 pound octopus can fit through that crack at the bottom bc it has no bones.

Still not done.

Also the stonefish looks like a stone and is extremely poisonous so if you step on it because you thought it was a stone you get put under a stone. This thing ain’t an Angel but he’ll turn you into one.

There something called the tongue eating Laos, long story short it’s a parasite that becomes a tongue, when it dies the fish can’t eat.

And the hagfish will release a ton of slime. The idea is if you try to eat it you choke on demon snot. Stay away from these heckspawns

Also dolphins were playing volleyball but someone actually realized they were throwing around a baby shark. For fun.

-Nergal

SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP WOOHOO

IM PRETTY SURE HE IS BACK! ALSO I THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY LITERALLY NOTHING BUT I GOT A SERVER!-Lava

OMG IS TARTED A STORY IN KARKINOS AND THEN EVERYONE GOES THERE! I AN FREAKING MAD!-lava

SN(i know its a monday but this news thing will be short.)

AD:make sure you check out HJKs news thing, its very good! Though because of the tip delay, dont expect it to 100% accurate, cut them some slack!

Important News

HJK is feeling left out and sad! Give them some words of incouragement! Plus check out their storys, they are very good!

Thats all for today, see you thursday, byee!

-shadow

Ayo, hjk has been super nice to me why would i be his imposter, thats definitely not returning the farvor, plus i dont want people to hate me

-shadow

*furious breathing*

Guys i think hjks imposter might be back. Either that or hjk said i hate pickle jucie and i love pickle jucies. I swear i got rid of the imposter but thats fine, i'll just do it again. YOU READY TO FEEL PAIN AGAIN IMPOSTER?

FOR HJK SO THEY DONT FEEL SAD!!!!!!

-a shadow that feels guilty about hjk being sad

Nooooo hjk! Your an amazing person who writes amazing storys! When I first started you gave me support! Your storys inspired me! If you want to take a break thats fine, but just please know that your an amazing person!

-a shadow that doesnt want hjk to leave :(

Hey WhiteWinterTiger wanna do a collab with one of our stories?

Maybe the Genesis or A pup’s quest. Like Rorin gets auctioned off or something by Hans and the rest

-Nergal

Look it’s ALWAYS FUNNY when someone is hurt if they are of your friend. One time I laughed so hard about a kid that tried doing a backflip but he failed and faceplanted in the dirt.-lava

So, Nazgûl said that his mom put an app that scans stuff to make sure it’s safe, and when he tries to post here it says it’s restricted. I think his parents might be a little overprotective, but he said he wasn’t trustworthy before so he probably needs to build up that trust again before that. I don’t think he can post if it’s because of the app that does it.

-Lamprey

hey...hey guys umm so GhostDragon doesn't know that I'm wrighting this um my name is Nari and um oh no she's taking control back so I got to hurry basically I'm a ghost and you know Shadows ghost yea I'm not like him i HATE him actually he's dumb also I'm reason that GhostDragon has been in all those labs OH NO I just spilled da beans,Ghost's gonna kill me killed by my own twin sis YES MY TWIN I've been with her ever since I found her turns out we were born on the same day ALSOO before you say anything YES YOU CAN BE BORN AS A GHOST YOUR TALKING TO ONE but its very rar-AAAhHhH NNNAAAARRRRRIIIIIi YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE HHHEEELLLPPP SHUT UP -GhostDragon and Nari(52 labs to be exact)

Also I forgot to mention that the name of the story will be “Voidborne.”

-Lamprey

Shabadabado, wobble wobble, EHHHHHHHHHH, bloop bleep, WHAT THE FREAK,I SEE ALL THESE STUPID PEEPS,LET GO ALL AROUND, CROW IS JUST REALLY ROUND, I LIKE TO BURN DOWN HOUSES, AND I LIKE TO KILL MOUSES, THEY SAY THESE ARE THE GOLDEN YEARS, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TEARS, wow I’m actually good at rhyming, AND I LIKE SLIMING, I THINK LAVA IS THE BEST, CAUSE HE IS BY FAR THE COOLEST. -HJK/CROW

I SUMMON THEE BARRY THE BARYONYX THE DEFENDER OF FOREST DYE!-lava