Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Lobit:ooo look a jar!
Me: DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP!
lobit:oo theres a shadow inside!
Me: I WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR ALL ETERNITY
Lobit: if your friends want their pet back they'll have to survive the night shift! And if they dont I'll eat you!
Me: I AM NOBODYS PET!
Lobit:oh yeah, they dont know where it is!*says riddle*
Me: i didnt say anything about the pizza place
Lobit: time to take you back to the pizza place!
Me: YOU LITTLE, RELEASE ME IMMEDIATELY!
Lobit: oh you dont want to be eaten, to bad now i have to go prepare for the night shift!*leaves*
Me: ok what the most painful way i can kill this guy. Hmm maybe i can mega slap him to death? No because then he'll eat me before he dies. If i was out of this stupid jar i could possess him and make him punch himself to death! Oh wait, i sense a fight about to start in canalope dye! Between, wait, its between stupid ghost and lobit! If one kills the other then theres a problem gone!
-a shadow who is still thinking of the most painful ways to kill lobit