Does anyone know what happened to Ryukenmaxximus? Also I’m finna keep y’all up tonight.

Big fin squid drag their freakishly long arms across the ocean floor and eat anything that brushes up against them and we hardly know anything about them, they can be 26 feet long. All the ones we’ve seen are juveniles and they live 15000 feet down below and they could be bigger.

Not done.

Octopi can be 600 pounds and they have no bones air bladders or gas pockets and therefore can live in the ocean without becoming a stain on the ground. Also look at your door, look at it. A 600 pound octopus can fit through that crack at the bottom bc it has no bones.

Still not done.

Also the stonefish looks like a stone and is extremely poisonous so if you step on it because you thought it was a stone you get put under a stone. This thing ain’t an Angel but he’ll turn you into one.

There something called the tongue eating Laos, long story short it’s a parasite that becomes a tongue, when it dies the fish can’t eat.

And the hagfish will release a ton of slime. The idea is if you try to eat it you choke on demon snot. Stay away from these heckspawns

Also dolphins were playing volleyball but someone actually realized they were throwing around a baby shark. For fun.

-Nergal