Aw, such a cute shadow, trying to kill me.

I’ve already said this many times,

ITS IMPOSSIBLE, I HATE MYSELF AND I JUST WANNA DIE ALREADY BUT IM INSANE AND UNKILLABLE SO YOU CAN JUST GO CRAWL ONTO MY PLATE AND LET ME EAT YOU, THATS WHATLL HAPPEN IF YOU SO MUCH AS COME NEAR ME TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN EAT THE DELICIOUS PIZZA I MAKE, IM NOT KIDDING, FOR SOME REASON ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND IM NOT VERY GOOD AT MAKING PIZZA

-Lolbit