Pixie stick is secretly nose candy - Ooga booga hammer main

hey everyone, names Ben

Lamprey Im guessing some people just come together over a common belief, which is pretty cool. But hey, theres nothing wrong with a bunch of Christians, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, or anyone coming together. After all being a good persons all that matters.

alr seeya in a few months

Silver dye has become very….

Religious.

-Apex

Lamp, I am level 35 and sent you an ally invite and joined the guild. Also, SunnyFox, the swgoh guild, (Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes) is in swgoh and is somewhat of a strategy game. When people swapped to discord, I used swgoh with lamp and a couple other fanfictioners to chat and play the game with. If you want to join, just download the game, reach level 22 I think, and type fanfictioners into guild search to find us. If you have issues but want to join I am happy to help. That could also make chatting about our collab easier.

#FF4L

- HGA ttg The Nazgûl

Mrghostgamer, evolution is essentially natures survival of the fittest. Some creature is born with an extra trait of some sort from its fellows , and if it is successful, it’s children ussually have and pass on said trait until eventually becoming the new norm of that creature. I do still believe in Jesus though. Ooga booga hammer main

Hades, you are not the god of the underworld, I am! Long live Mesopotamia!

-Nergal

Hey Ryukenmaxximus, Apex, how are the red jerboa and swampling tales going? Your stories got me into writing my own so I figured I’d check up on the stories that I read at lunch during virtual school and led me to writing this.

-Nergal

I’m finna keep ya’ll up tonight

The big fin squid is thought to be up to 26 feet long lives at the bottom of the ocean (15000 feet down) and may hunt by dragging its freakishly long arms across the floor and we know basically nothing about them, they also were juveniles, the ones we caught, so they could be worse.

The reason the cigarette snail got it’s name is because you have to time to light one up and puff it before you go bye bye.

Also stonefish look just like stones (wow!) and are very poisonous so he may not be a stone but he can put you under one.

Also look at your door, do it. Since octopi don’t have air bladders bones or gas pockets a 600 pound octopus can fit through the tiny crack in your door.

-Nergal

MISSING

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FLATWORM?

IF SO, REPORT TO ELEMENT ORE.

REWARD, 9999 PLANARIUM

-LOCAL NEWS AGENCIES

I guess it makes sense why I don’t write too often and have secrets throughout my stories because Harpocrates was believed to be the Greek or Roman god (idk if it’s Greek or Roman) of mystery, secrets, and silence.

-Hades

Signed my previous message as Harpocrates not Hades whoops cya guys hope your having a great day!

-Hades

Hey Apex, and or Ryukenmaxximus if either of you see it, how are Swampling Tales and Red Jerboa going in terms of the ol’ idea train, it was your stories that inspired me to start making stories so I figured that I’d check up on the old stories that I’d read at lunch during virtual school and ultimately brought me to writing this here in the first place

-Nergal

I’ve been brainstorming ideas for Voidborne (it’s in manta) and I’ve got ideas for chapter 2 and 3.

-Lamprey

WhiteWinterTiger, not only is your name a lot to write but where should we plan the collab? I say in purple dye

-Nergal

Lobit:ooo look a jar!

Me: DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP!

lobit:oo theres a shadow inside!

Me: I WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR ALL ETERNITY

Lobit: if your friends want their pet back they'll have to survive the night shift! And if they dont I'll eat you!

Me: I AM NOBODYS PET!

Lobit:oh yeah, they dont know where it is!*says riddle*

Me: i didnt say anything about the pizza place

Lobit: time to take you back to the pizza place!

Me: YOU LITTLE, RELEASE ME IMMEDIATELY!

Lobit: oh you dont want to be eaten, to bad now i have to go prepare for the night shift!*leaves*

Me: ok what the most painful way i can kill this guy. Hmm maybe i can mega slap him to death? No because then he'll eat me before he dies. If i was out of this stupid jar i could possess him and make him punch himself to death! Oh wait, i sense a fight about to start in canalope dye! Between, wait, its between stupid ghost and lobit! If one kills the other then theres a problem gone!

-a shadow who is still thinking of the most painful ways to kill lobit

Hey, i have a question lobit. Is the place im catured chalicothiriom? Im just curious.

-a shadow who wants to slap you but doesnt know which section to put it in

Ok, a few things:

1. Yes ive been searching for the pizza place so i dont get eaten.

2. I think i might have found it. I believe its chalicothiriom. There not a tip there saying it the pizza place, but think about it, claws like a theri, check. Passive til you get close, check. The tip mightve just not gone through yet.

3. Please i dont want to be this guys snack please somebody HELP!

-shadow

That does sound funny lava, and yes I have laughed at my friends getting hurt before, it really just depends on how I’m feeling and the severity of the situation

-WhiteWinterTiger

*sniffs air*

*follows scent*

(Lolbit) hello little one

(Child) h-hi

(Lolbit) what are you doing here?

(Child) I got left behind, the doors won’t open! Is there away out?

*child starts to cry*

(Lolbit) I’m sorry little one, but there’s only one way out

(Child) how?

*child stops crying*

(Lolbit) the doors open at 6 am, but you can only escape if you survive that long

(Child) what does that mean?

*Lolbit starts to glitch and shake*

*stops glitching*

(Lolbit) want me to show you?

(Child) y-yes

Lolbit/? Thinks: No! Don’t do it! He’s just a child!

*consumes child*

(Lolbit/?) NOOOOOOOOOO

(Lolbit) SHUT...UP! THIS IS M-MY BODY RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IN AN HOUR OR TWO!

*wakes up*

(?) AH! Oh, it was just a dream, I guess I’ll go back to sleep...

Lolbit/? Thinks: oh, oh yes, go to sleep, go to sleep now, let ME take over

*falls asleep*

*metal encases body*

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HEH HEH HEH HEH

-Lolbit

Hey WWT, what country are you in? Ima find you and cut you up.

-Apex