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-LOCAL NEWS AGENCIES

I guess it makes sense why I don’t write too often and have secrets throughout my stories because Harpocrates was believed to be the Greek or Roman god (idk if it’s Greek or Roman) of mystery, secrets, and silence.

-Hades

Signed my previous message as Harpocrates not Hades whoops cya guys hope your having a great day!

-Hades

Hey Apex, and or Ryukenmaxximus if either of you see it, how are Swampling Tales and Red Jerboa going in terms of the ol’ idea train, it was your stories that inspired me to start making stories so I figured that I’d check up on the old stories that I’d read at lunch during virtual school and ultimately brought me to writing this here in the first place

-Nergal

I’ve been brainstorming ideas for Voidborne (it’s in manta) and I’ve got ideas for chapter 2 and 3.

-Lamprey

WhiteWinterTiger, not only is your name a lot to write but where should we plan the collab? I say in purple dye

-Nergal

Lobit:ooo look a jar!

Me: DONT YOU DARE PICK ME UP!

lobit:oo theres a shadow inside!

Me: I WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR ALL ETERNITY

Lobit: if your friends want their pet back they'll have to survive the night shift! And if they dont I'll eat you!

Me: I AM NOBODYS PET!

Lobit:oh yeah, they dont know where it is!*says riddle*

Me: i didnt say anything about the pizza place

Lobit: time to take you back to the pizza place!

Me: YOU LITTLE, RELEASE ME IMMEDIATELY!

Lobit: oh you dont want to be eaten, to bad now i have to go prepare for the night shift!*leaves*

Me: ok what the most painful way i can kill this guy. Hmm maybe i can mega slap him to death? No because then he'll eat me before he dies. If i was out of this stupid jar i could possess him and make him punch himself to death! Oh wait, i sense a fight about to start in canalope dye! Between, wait, its between stupid ghost and lobit! If one kills the other then theres a problem gone!

-a shadow who is still thinking of the most painful ways to kill lobit

Hey, i have a question lobit. Is the place im catured chalicothiriom? Im just curious.

-a shadow who wants to slap you but doesnt know which section to put it in

Ok, a few things:

1. Yes ive been searching for the pizza place so i dont get eaten.

2. I think i might have found it. I believe its chalicothiriom. There not a tip there saying it the pizza place, but think about it, claws like a theri, check. Passive til you get close, check. The tip mightve just not gone through yet.

3. Please i dont want to be this guys snack please somebody HELP!

-shadow

That does sound funny lava, and yes I have laughed at my friends getting hurt before, it really just depends on how I’m feeling and the severity of the situation

-WhiteWinterTiger

*sniffs air*

*follows scent*

(Lolbit) hello little one

(Child) h-hi

(Lolbit) what are you doing here?

(Child) I got left behind, the doors won’t open! Is there away out?

*child starts to cry*

(Lolbit) I’m sorry little one, but there’s only one way out

(Child) how?

*child stops crying*

(Lolbit) the doors open at 6 am, but you can only escape if you survive that long

(Child) what does that mean?

*Lolbit starts to glitch and shake*

*stops glitching*

(Lolbit) want me to show you?

(Child) y-yes

Lolbit/? Thinks: No! Don’t do it! He’s just a child!

*consumes child*

(Lolbit/?) NOOOOOOOOOO

(Lolbit) SHUT...UP! THIS IS M-MY BODY RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IN AN HOUR OR TWO!

*wakes up*

(?) AH! Oh, it was just a dream, I guess I’ll go back to sleep...

Lolbit/? Thinks: oh, oh yes, go to sleep, go to sleep now, let ME take over

*falls asleep*

*metal encases body*

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HEH HEH HEH HEH

-Lolbit

Hey WWT, what country are you in? Ima find you and cut you up.

-Apex

Does anyone know what happened to Ryukenmaxximus? Also I’m finna keep y’all up tonight.

Big fin squid drag their freakishly long arms across the ocean floor and eat anything that brushes up against them and we hardly know anything about them, they can be 26 feet long. All the ones we’ve seen are juveniles and they live 15000 feet down below and they could be bigger.

Not done.

Octopi can be 600 pounds and they have no bones air bladders or gas pockets and therefore can live in the ocean without becoming a stain on the ground. Also look at your door, look at it. A 600 pound octopus can fit through that crack at the bottom bc it has no bones.

Still not done.

Also the stonefish looks like a stone and is extremely poisonous so if you step on it because you thought it was a stone you get put under a stone. This thing ain’t an Angel but he’ll turn you into one.

There something called the tongue eating Laos, long story short it’s a parasite that becomes a tongue, when it dies the fish can’t eat.

And the hagfish will release a ton of slime. The idea is if you try to eat it you choke on demon snot. Stay away from these heckspawns

Also dolphins were playing volleyball but someone actually realized they were throwing around a baby shark. For fun.

-Nergal

SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP SWAMP WOOHOO

IM PRETTY SURE HE IS BACK! ALSO I THOUGHT OF ACTUALLY LITERALLY NOTHING BUT I GOT A SERVER!-Lava

OMG IS TARTED A STORY IN KARKINOS AND THEN EVERYONE GOES THERE! I AN FREAKING MAD!-lava

SN(i know its a monday but this news thing will be short.)

AD:make sure you check out HJKs news thing, its very good! Though because of the tip delay, dont expect it to 100% accurate, cut them some slack!

Important News

HJK is feeling left out and sad! Give them some words of incouragement! Plus check out their storys, they are very good!

Thats all for today, see you thursday, byee!

-shadow

Ayo, hjk has been super nice to me why would i be his imposter, thats definitely not returning the farvor, plus i dont want people to hate me

-shadow

*furious breathing*

Guys i think hjks imposter might be back. Either that or hjk said i hate pickle jucie and i love pickle jucies. I swear i got rid of the imposter but thats fine, i'll just do it again. YOU READY TO FEEL PAIN AGAIN IMPOSTER?

FOR HJK SO THEY DONT FEEL SAD!!!!!!

-a shadow that feels guilty about hjk being sad

Nooooo hjk! Your an amazing person who writes amazing storys! When I first started you gave me support! Your storys inspired me! If you want to take a break thats fine, but just please know that your an amazing person!

-a shadow that doesnt want hjk to leave :(

Hey WhiteWinterTiger wanna do a collab with one of our stories?

Maybe the Genesis or A pup’s quest. Like Rorin gets auctioned off or something by Hans and the rest

-Nergal