THE SNAIL part one ☝️ bill the snail was so excited for getting his own Page on Dododex bob the raptor, Robert Rex and even Amy armadoggo got one! On his work breaks from farming cementing paste EVERYWHERE on the map. He would see all the tips of other Dino’s he saw poor Dennis the Dillo the son of his cousin and his friend parry piranha being mean to everyone in the ocean. But WHEN was bill the snail gonna get a page? He was so excited to see all the stories about him and jokes about him and maybe some glitches that he did unknowingly only known to the players * time-skip 70 years later* today was the day he got his page! He said to himself after today’s work I will look at my comments and that’s what he did however when he looked in his page, he saw this

THE WATERFALL OF DOOM

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Up down. 465

The skull of power

Hub,Jan,jbvjgvjhvj,ghkvkhvhkkhvk

Up down 153

MASTERS OF BLAH BLAH

Up down 8

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He was so sad that his page had to become THE FANDOM PAGE and he is now lost in eternal sadness

Boom.

Bippidi pipity you’ve been lickited

Most important tip in ark don't go near the dodorex. It WILL KILL YOU.

Hi

My names is Maria Laura

For 11(eleven)yourds

They are excellent gatherers of cactus sap and can store any form of water. If you find yourself dehydrating frequently, tame a Morellatops.

Wildcard should give this guy the companion buff

With the addition of the burrow buck its easy. You just need a tanky buck, a friend that doesn't mind staying near by on foot and some dinos it can eat in the process. Tamed 2 in about 10 mins. Just beat them up with a tanky tame just Makes it easier

me and my gf tamed atleast 15 argentavis to prepare for grabbing an egg, stumbled across the wyverns accidentally with only 2, and still made it out alivd

NOW WHO HERE LIKES EDDSWORLD TELL ME NOW (points at everyone of you in this section

-specialraptor(zznake0)

Giga adapted to water

— plastic bag

Forget what I said before, I will never stop writing my awesome probably amazing stories!! (Idk what you guys think, tell me ur opinions)

Just won’t be writing as much. 0u0

anyways hello moon and all the other people (PrimalApex, PD, SunnyFox, etc and etc)

-as always..

specialraptor(zznake0)

Where’s the king??

— plastic bag

I instantly regreted killing all those Dinopithecus when I saw this thing

— plastic bag

I am readying to fight this thing rn Wish me luck!!

When I figured out what it can do

So I spawned it in and I roared (it sounds like choking and wheezing lol) and I shot it for 68 mins then it glowed red got near it and it went away.

2Hours later I was in my base making tranqs then a baby pops out of nowhere and I was like what the heck to then I noticed then I was like WHAT THE IM A MAN HOW DID I GIVE FRICKING BIRTH

PLS UP

-AxolTheHellFireAxolotle

So lemme get the this straight….she impregnates u and DOES NOT GIVE FRICKING CHILD SUPPORT You monster IT UR CHILD