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ARK Funny Tips

Jokes and funny moments from ARK players.

Zuffin

Why does it have no teeth in the pictu-

Zuffin eats me, ARK:music plays

Me: Where is the music coming fro-

Awww so cute!" Baby Zuffin curls up on my lap and I take it home.

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Khoron

Well they had to add barf and belch at some point, it’s from httyd the hideous zippleback

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Khoron

Can't wait for this thing and the other things coming with Dragontopia. This thing is massive, think of like half the size of the Dragon Boss, or around the size of a Cerberax.

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Lumina

Probably my 4th rant about ts ADD THE DAM PICTURE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE IT LOOKS AWESOME JUST ADD IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 -Axolotl Emperor

Shadowmane

“Shadowmanes are basically the Swiss Army knives of ARK. They can teleport, cloak, stun, and somehow still look like they woke up angry. 10/10 creature. 😂”

Please don’t downvote my comment Eternal DynamicDuo

Cat

I brought ten 1000 level cats to the overseer fight to see what happened

Jerboa

It's really fun to make them fight to the death lol. I like to tame two, make a wall between them, set them both to aggressive, then unclaim one. It's fun to have one with a bunch of levels fight two or three other jerboas.

Cerberax

I was tranquillizing a cerberax when a passing wild dire wolf ignored me and walked toward the enraged cerberax. When I saw this, I immediately said out loud “JIMMY NOOOO!” And then watched as he got absolutely obliterated.

Boaratos

We need meerkat to reenact Hakuna Matata I would love a special animation that does this it would be so adorable and so memorable They could be actually very useful other than being very cool to watch dance with your Puba

Ovis

Grind. Optimize. Automate. Thrive. G.O.A.T

(I’m sorry, I couldin’t resist the urge…)

Onyc

Does anyone have any hillarious names for one? Also i can just imagine 4 of these beasts crashing into eachother cause bats are blind irl!

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Dreadmare

I say a black one in jan in the day time but it was supposed to be night 🤨 idk what happened

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Rhyniognatha

Taming a Pteranodon : “Easy, no sweat.”

Taming a Argentavis : “Hmm, still easy.”

Taming a Dimophodon then suddenly get attacked by swarm of them : “Oh my lord.”

Taming a Quetzal : “BRO WHERE IS THIS GIANT FLYING LIZARD!?!”

Taming an Astrodelphis : “Aww who’s a good…

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Basilisk

Why do I think it was in harry potter and the philosopher's chambers of azkaban and the goblet of deathly pheonix prince

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Bulbdog

once I hit it and it fell out of a cliff and then ravager punished me on an instant

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Rhyniognatha

Wildcard just to add a helicopter to ark but they didn't want to actually add a helicopter the answer this BEHEMOTH

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Arthropluera

My friends yall are great but you must die artho

PLS IF YOU KNOW ME AND SHARE A WORLD WITH ME PLS DONT PUT YOUR ARTHO ON CRACK AND LET HIM BE FREE PLS MY FRIEND DID IT TO ME ITS NOT FUN

later that day God DAMN IT IT FOUND MY BASE MY TEK DINOS NOOOOOOOO

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Trilobite

Bro I'm so sad this level one beast killed my ice titan forest titan desert titan and My house

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Khoron

Yall stupid this ain’t a httyd reference this is skullcrawler that got put in a dragon body 😭😭

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Enigmasaur

I swear to god im Uninstalling the moment someone transforms into a desmo to pick me and theb into a giga to eat my ***

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