EnigmasaurBro escaped the scp foundation
Jokes and funny moments from ARK players.
EnigmasaurBro escaped the scp foundation
ZuffinIt's just so cute 😍 ☺️ 💕 🤧 💓 💖 😍 ☺️ 💕
ZuffinWhy’s the icon so ai generated 😭✌️
ZuffinWe must protec the chubby beby.
ZuffinWhy does it have no teeth in the pictu-
Zuffin eats me, ARK:music plays
Me: Where is the music coming fro-
Awww so cute!" Baby Zuffin curls up on my lap and I take it home.
RhyniognathaThese BIG boys can carry just about anything. the biggest thing I've carried is a spino. 😱
KhoronWell they had to add barf and belch at some point, it’s from httyd the hideous zippleback
KhoronCan't wait for this thing and the other things coming with Dragontopia. This thing is massive, think of like half the size of the Dragon Boss, or around the size of a Cerberax.
KhoronIs a leak for when dragontopia comes out
Probably my 4th rant about ts ADD THE DAM PICTURE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE IT LOOKS AWESOME JUST ADD IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 -Axolotl Emperor
Shadowmane“Shadowmanes are basically the Swiss Army knives of ARK. They can teleport, cloak, stun, and somehow still look like they woke up angry. 10/10 creature. 😂”
Please don’t downvote my comment Eternal DynamicDuo
UnicornWe literally got all ark players to hate unicorns
RIP DENNIS
CatI brought ten 1000 level cats to the overseer fight to see what happened
EnigmasaurPvP is so cooked😭✌️
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JerboaIt's really fun to make them fight to the death lol. I like to tame two, make a wall between them, set them both to aggressive, then unclaim one. It's fun to have one with a bunch of levels fight two or three other jerboas.
AstrodelphisI tried using mods to get buddy in asa and it just doest not work
We got all the new dragons pictures but NOT THIS ONE -Axolotl emperor
CeratosaurusWhy do we always have to ether drug the animal or get it drunk to tame literally everything on Ark
CerberaxI was tranquillizing a cerberax when a passing wild dire wolf ignored me and walked toward the enraged cerberax. When I saw this, I immediately said out loud “JIMMY NOOOO!” And then watched as he got absolutely obliterated.
XeranoxMy favorite by design 😍 -Axolotl Emperor
BoaratosWe need meerkat to reenact Hakuna Matata I would love a special animation that does this it would be so adorable and so memorable They could be actually very useful other than being very cool to watch dance with your Puba
ZuffinBro looks like he’s made from AI
VitryonFIRST TIP!!!
OvisGrind. Optimize. Automate. Thrive. G.O.A.T
(I’m sorry, I couldin’t resist the urge…)
AchatinaThis thing is loosing in a running contest to a rock named Rocky…
OnycDoes anyone have any hillarious names for one? Also i can just imagine 4 of these beasts crashing into eachother cause bats are blind irl!
RhyniognathaSssssooooooooʻoʻooooooooooooooooooooo hard to describe and defeat 67!????
DreadmareI say a black one in jan in the day time but it was supposed to be night 🤨 idk what happened
TherizinosaurusIf you search up 'tickle chicken' this comes up.
FeroxMy sister:"how cute"
Me:"runs away"
DodoRexOnce a wise man said: "in an island of dinosaurs. What could possibly go wrong?"
RhyniognathaTaming a Pteranodon : “Easy, no sweat.”
Taming a Argentavis : “Hmm, still easy.”
Taming a Dimophodon then suddenly get attacked by swarm of them : “Oh my lord.”
Taming a Quetzal : “BRO WHERE IS THIS GIANT FLYING LIZARD!?!”
Taming an Astrodelphis : “Aww who’s a good…
OssidonHe looks like donkey kong on steroids
ReaperMore like rper.
-albert
Tip too short
BasiliskWhy do I think it was in harry potter and the philosopher's chambers of azkaban and the goblet of deathly pheonix prince
Bulbdogonce I hit it and it fell out of a cliff and then ravager punished me on an instant
KaprosuchusBro is the embodiment of a Minecraft bedrock skeleton on hard mode
Giganotosaurus(Chose random creature)
Whose excited for Ark ascended to come out on Nintendo switch
(2027-2028
TherizinosaurusWhen you force-feed it your last remaining narcoberries: "eat... your... VEGETABLESSSSS!!!"
RhyniognathaWildcard just to add a helicopter to ark but they didn't want to actually add a helicopter the answer this BEHEMOTH
BoaratosHe better drop bacon on being killed -Axolotl emperor
Murder TurkeyBro is this not a dinosaur game any more we got turkey hydra and a zuffin
ArthroplueraMy friends yall are great but you must die artho
PLS IF YOU KNOW ME AND SHARE A WORLD WITH ME PLS DONT PUT YOUR ARTHO ON CRACK AND LET HIM BE FREE PLS MY FRIEND DID IT TO ME ITS NOT FUN
later that day God DAMN IT IT FOUND MY BASE MY TEK DINOS NOOOOOOOO
TrilobiteBro I'm so sad this level one beast killed my ice titan forest titan desert titan and My house
ZuffinWhy’s the picture so generated😭✌️
KhoronFIRST TIP
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CosmoOk I want to know why no one put Spider-Man in the name section
KhoronYall stupid this ain’t a httyd reference this is skullcrawler that got put in a dragon body 😭😭
EnigmasaurI swear to god im Uninstalling the moment someone transforms into a desmo to pick me and theb into a giga to eat my ***
EnigmasaurAn ark update came out on time?
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