HOW TO TAME:

1. Make tranqs

2. Make your way to the snow

3. Find one

4. Look at its army of carnos

5. Go find a stegosaurus to tame instead

6. Spawn one in

7. Tell your tribe about how you conquered the screaming chicken

Slayer: look , a yutyrannus.

Dr.takkar:I see.

Yutyrannus:FUS RO DA!

Dracona:That’s weak. This is a roar.[roars at a volume of 200000 decibels]

Yutyrannus:YA YEEEEET![yeets away]

Sssßssssss

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Good how

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Me and my friend where flying around the snow for some pelt and we see a yuty and look over to it and its a level 150 and me and him where like WE GOTTA TRAP IT we made a trap and he wandered around alot and stayed in the same place for about an hour and we FINALLY got him in the trap and tamed it I named it death chicken we went to the snow mountain and spotted a giga,we don't have a yuty any more.

So I was on a hill and I saw a guy with a yuty named anikan so I put my mic on threw out my mana and said it’s over anikan I have the high ground

How to tame a yutyrannus with 100% effectiveness.

Step 1: combine 200 oil, 350 cementing paste, and 125 keratin in an industrial cooker. Heat for five hours.

Step 2: tame a rex and at least 25 dodos. Level doesn't matter.

Step 3: once cooker is finished, remove resulting tar and use a brush to apply three even layers of tar to the rex. Avoid the face, arms, and feet.

Step 4: throw dodos at the rex, making an effort to evenly space them on the sticky tar.

Step 5: steer clear as rex has a nervous breakdown ripping the dodos off, leaving the feathers behind.

Step 6: seek shelter as nervous breakdown continues as rex develops the ability to scream and send other animals running.

Step 7: after rex has calmed down, give it a hug. This will bolster its confidence and teach it to support your other "special" tames.

Step 8: rename your rex "fluffers" or "danger floof."

Step 9: enjoy your new yutyrannus.

My old main server was a peaceful place. Sure, I was in the alpha tribe, and only fools would try to attack us, but it was lovely.

Then the Yuty was added.

Suddenly, we were being pushed away from our grand title. Our dinosaurs were scared and soon our best Dino’s were reduced to cowardly balls of shame.

The Yuty always found us. Hidden Lake, Icebergs, even the Herbivore Island were never safe. We couldn’t adapt. Soon, our tribe was nothing, and the other tribes were duking it out to be the top.

We moved to scorched, but the mountains were full of them. Soon, no one even bat an eye when we were mentioned.

So, we moved to Abberation. A small base on the side of the lake gave us sanctuary. No Yutys seen since. But we’re happy.

But we always remember the time before the Yuty. Always.

Upgraded tickle chicken. Goodbye

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (insert 1sd name) (insert 2nd name) (insert 3rd name)

You:yes mom

Ur mom:HAVE YOU DONE UR HOMEWORK

You:ummm yes

Ur mom:*comes upstairs and gives u a death stare*

You(mind)welp imma just go live in the dumpster

I have a challenge for you: Cooked fish meat only tame.

Don't even try..... Kick your mate in the balls and Run!! Aaaaaaaa

Wooly rhino: horn

Argentavis: talon

Yutityranis: for some unholy reason lungs

Let your mind relax

Let your thoughts fade

You are in control

Imagine yourself…

In a Frozen Forest

You are standing in a clearance

Trees touching the sky

Pure white snowflakes melting on your skin

(So on so forth my DNI stopped remembering)

~ Cross Platform Guy

This is from COD BO3 btw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAALVINNNNN more wordsssssssssss because dododex needs more wordsss

Murder chicken.

130? Try 290 I love them they remind of of big furry Rex.

Just don't even cook the fish meat man

Mobile neeeds these

Also why the hell found in a desert he is soo fluffy

I walk up to one of these and this dude was like skyrim mode ready “ FUS RO DI” me : l Believe I can fly .me: so that why you built like a bird

With 1100 decibel you can create a small black hole.

One day later in the news: earth got destroyed because a Yutyrannus roared.