How to tame a yutyrannus with 100% effectiveness. Step 1: combine 200 oil…
How to tame a yutyrannus with 100% effectiveness.
Step 1: combine 200 oil, 350 cementing paste, and 125 keratin in an industrial cooker. Heat for five hours.
Step 2: tame a rex and at least 25 dodos. Level doesn't matter.
Step 3: once cooker is finished, remove resulting tar and use a brush to apply three even layers of tar to the rex. Avoid the face, arms, and feet.
Step 4: throw dodos at the rex, making an effort to evenly space them on the sticky tar.
Step 5: steer clear as rex has a nervous breakdown ripping the dodos off, leaving the feathers behind.
Step 6: seek shelter as nervous breakdown continues as rex develops the ability to scream and send other animals running.
Step 7: after rex has calmed down, give it a hug. This will bolster its confidence and teach it to support your other "special" tames.
Step 8: rename your rex "fluffers" or "danger floof."
Step 9: enjoy your new yutyrannus.
More Yutyrannus Funny Tips
Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶
It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.
So imagine:
T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”
Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭
And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶