What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
First get tranqs next you will need to get your friends tranq all of them then put them in a hole put a yeti in it one all of them are dead!
This thing gives 2500 a broodmother gives 508 that goes to show how powerful it is.
Who paints their gorilla white? Why is it Running at me? Why am I dead?
step 1: get your trash friend pets
step 2: tell them to follow you
step 3: get a ton of wild yeti
step 4: wait 1 second get the loot
Bola yer dodo and flee!
Watch out for dodorex at cave exit though...
NANI! How did you tame me
Job
Me
Jo
Tu
Bzo
Rw
MB
Iz
Opa
Why do It got one leg only in the pic??
How to tame a yeti:
Here’s another tip DON’T
Yeti:I AM THE STRONGEST DINO ALIVE!!
My bary: Hold My artifact
Yeti:”Smacks Bary”
My bary:”destroys Yeti”
Me: I finally got a large bear trap!
Yeti: ima punch you
Me: *puts Down bear trap*
The yeti 2 seconds later.....
IM STUCK
Just don’t find one. That easy.
Honestly I don’t see the big fuss all you have to do is get some pheromone darts them watch as the yeti gets attacked and killed.
Passive tame! Just walk up to a three hundred and eat rare flowers. Dodo arrows improve taming affectiveness! But it doesn’t say u tamed it even tho u did. Also another bug is that the mount button is the punnch button. So try it, it’s fun!
Honestly!
😈do it
When surprised by these, in single player play “rattled” by elevation worship and proceed to getting killed
Me: ok r we good to go
My tribmember : hoow is dat dig hariyman
Me:................sh#t run
Myboi:........................☠️
Me:😤😫........☠️
I just saw a tip with 2020 upbotes oh no.....
You not need to run faster than yeti you just need to run faster than your friend.
"Ape no kill ape" were my last words.
Got one thing to say and I’d like to put it in quotes, “MONKÉ”