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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
me: let’s go to yeti cev
tribemate: yessir what we need
me: bola, and shocking tranq darts
goez caving
yeti: is that cooked prime meat I smell
me: bola tribemate and use shocking dart on him
me: gtg
tribemate: why you little sh*t you are not getting away that easily
tribemate dies
tribemate: rushes to my room at 628 kmh to beat the crap out of me since he lost his 42 element and pulse rifle he had
me: shi-
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