What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
Untameable. But here is a tip. They take a lot headshot damage. I killed a level 200 in 3 shots with a longneck.
Pro tip: My longneck was ascendant and does 1470 damage. Had to farm up 8.3k ingots for it. Get a good weapon before doing strong cave.
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Curious George is looking kinda old
Knock your friend out and run...
1.craft a bola
2.bring a friend to the ice cave with you to find a yeti
3.find the yeti
4.bola your friend and run
5.you made it out safely
6.your friend did the opposite
Step 1. Make bolas
Step 2. Bola your friend
Step 3. Cover yourself in oil
Step 4. Go out when it's raining
Step 5. Fly
Hey tribe mate you know we are going to to the yeti cave
Tribe mate : yep
Tribe mate : why you holding a bola....
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
How to kill it:
1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun
2.) Do a Doom roleplay
3.) Do a glory kill
4.) Congrats, you have achieved “WTF did I just do?”
Me:wait aren't you a herbivore. Yeti:Well my mom told me to eat more meat
I hope people realize that its just covered in snow
Escaping this is easy , bola your friend and or his least powerful tame(optional can also be his most powerful just for laughes) and Run
Me: Hey Look a gorrila. Friend: No that's a yeti. Me:Bola you and RUN!!!
Bola your friend then run till you reach your dodo army
This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful
Ark’s failed attempt at equality.
Yeti more like yeeeeeti
A few more words