What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
Knock your friend out and run...
‘Yeti’ or not, here he comes!
Such a bad joke. Im so sorry you read this.
He’s not dangerous. He just wants hugs! See he’s coming for one right now. Aww, bring it in buddy, Aww… wait, oh, oh no, Hold Up! Wait! NOOO…-☠️
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
Curious George is looking kinda old
TIE A ROPE AROUND HIS WAIST
AND THROW HIM IN THE SWAMP
SARCHOSUCHUS MAN IN THE RAGNAROK BAYOU
How to kill it:
1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun
2.) Do a Doom roleplay
3.) Do a glory kill
4.) Congrats, you have achieved “WTF did I just do?”
The best way to take these guys are forcetames
This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful
I hope people realize that its just covered in snow
Me: Hey Look a gorrila. Friend: No that's a yeti. Me:Bola you and RUN!!!
Escaping this is easy , bola your friend and or his least powerful tame(optional can also be his most powerful just for laughes) and Run
Hey tribe mate you know we are going to to the yeti cave
Tribe mate : yep
Tribe mate : why you holding a bola....
Ark’s failed attempt at equality.
Step 1. Make bolas
Step 2. Bola your friend
Step 3. Cover yourself in oil
Step 4. Go out when it's raining
Step 5. Fly
Don’t worry if he falls off a high ledge, yetties and bumbles bounce!