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What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti?
Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
11 days ago
Bola your friend then run till you reach your dodo army
Feb 4, 2020
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot. U p v o t e if u agree.
6 days ago
This just looks depressed and when it Respawnfirst it’s just like
“ aaawwww shit here we go again”
As another human walks in with an ass load of wolves
Feb 26, 2018
Knock your friend out and run...
Mar 9, 2018
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
Feb 26, 2020
Bola the world and run.
ALPHAS ARE FAR TOO POWERFUL.
Apr 27, 2018
DODODEX ADD A PICTURE OR ILL TAKE YOUR DODO AND YOUR DEX AND MAKE A PICTURE OUT OF THEM
Mar 8, 2018
I hope people realize that its just covered in snow
Mar 7, 2018
Me: Hey Look a gorrila. Friend: No that's a yeti. Me:Bola you and RUN!!!
May 30, 2018
This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful
Mar 14, 2018
Ark’s failed attempt at equality.
Apr 5, 2018
Don’t worry if he falls off a high ledge, yetties and bumbles bounce!
Mar 29, 2018
Dec 13, 2019
If you find one bola your friend and his Dino’s then run!!!
Mar 1, 2018
The first time I saw one of these I walked up to it thinking they could be tamed RIP shoulder compy.
Jan 13, 2020
Both of you:DON'T STOP RUNNING!!!!!!
Jul 28, 2018
Yeti or not here he comes!
A hElpFul TIp nEEdS a FeW MOrE WoRDs
Sep 28, 2019
I call it a yeetie cuz it yeeted me across da map.then I got killed by a pack of pizzed of bees...oofs for me.oh then later on I went to a swamp got killed by a sarco🐊
Aug 7, 2018
The legendary albino bigfoot excists
Jul 20, 2019
Best way to kill have ur dodo swat team infiltrate the cave and kill it don’t lie every 1 has 1