What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
i have no clue what this is. i was just looking for sacro to put a tip on.
R we just not gonna talk about how on my server it said you have to be level 30 to tame lmbo
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
Grab a blola then grab a club then throw the blola at the yeti and hit it with the club now you have one of the best early game tame
This is what the gigantopitecus is on steriods (sorry if i misspelled the name i have bad spelling)
Knock your friend out and run...
This thing picked up my raptor and threw it halfway across the map, then it beat me to death with a bat
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
Curious George is looking kinda old
Real men don't tame it instead they gigantopitecus paint it white name it yeti and use it to scare enemies to death
How to kill it:
1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun
2.) Do a Doom roleplay
3.) Do a glory kill
4.) Congrats, you have achieved “WTF did I just do?”
Gigantopithicus needs to get some sun…
Human not force tame yeti. Yeti forcetame human
Me: hmmm let’s go to yeti cave
Tribemate: ok sir
Me: now I will grab bola, narcotics, and an argie
(At yeti cave)
Me: ok let’s go in
Yeti: YUMMY HOOMANZ
Tribemate: uhh we should run sir
Me: no, we must feed the yeti first
Tribemate: with what?
(I bola the tribemate and feed him narcotics)
Tribemate: SIR I WILL… zzzzzzzzz
Me: yeti, I have dinner ready
Yeti: YUMMY FRESH HOOMAN
(I run back to my argue and fly back to base)
Tribemate: I respawned, and I WILL KILL YOU
Me: ummm gtg bye
It looks exactly like a gigantopithicus but white.
It’s a Bigfoot remake
Hey tribe mate you know we are going to to the yeti cave
Tribe mate : yep
Tribe mate : why you holding a bola....
I hope people realize that its just covered in snow
Step 1. Make bolas
Step 2. Bola your friend
Step 3. Cover yourself in oil
Step 4. Go out when it's raining
Step 5. Fly