What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
Best way to kill have ur dodo swat team infiltrate the cave and kill it don’t lie every 1 has 1
I saw one of these on Disney World’s Expedition Everest
Me: us Homo sapiens gotta stick together right?
Yeti: (smack)
Yeti: you saved me, why?
Me:mmm monke-
Yeti:don’t care (smack)
Me (dead): WHY
LOL big foot on steroids be like
Me when i see yeti
NO THANK YOU
🦧 This yeti is not reti 🦧 I am not reti to be tamedi 🦧
Gigantopithicus needs to get some sun…
daz a funni lookin munkey rite der ha jk your D E A D
It will like your cut g e w we e e
Player:argos yeti
Yeti:*starts running
Both of you:DON'T STOP RUNNING!!!!!!
It’s just a recolored more op untamable gigantopithecus
How can a kangaroo pick it up as a baby when it’s not breedable?
Sacrifice your friend
Stop with the bola your tribemate thing it is a waste of time he has two hands and is fast your both screwed
This thing could beat the crap out of bigfoot
Step 1:get a weapon
Step 2:say I am your father and run 🏃♂️!
Where is Bigfoot/Sasquatch? 🦧
Just on my fly by woah was dat wait is that a Gigantopithecus but WOAH das a big boi alright got my gun an oh already dead
I call it a yeetie cuz it yeeted me across da map.then I got killed by a pack of pizzed of bees...oofs for me.oh then later on I went to a swamp got killed by a sarco🐊