Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Stop with the bola your tribemate thing it is a waste of time he has two hands and is fast your both screwed
More Yeti Funny Tips
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
Me for no reason: Bro look itβs a snow monkey
My friend who started playing recently: I wanna tame it
Me: uhhhhh yeah⦠go give it a try
My friend goes to tame it
My friend: I DONT THINK ITS FRIENDLY
Me: take this and run away
I drop him a bola
My friend: What will this do
Me: It keeps creatures away
Everything in a 1000000000 mile radius about to attack
Me: alright imma go back to the base
Literally 30 seconds later my friend died
My friend: WHY THE ____ DID YOU DO THAT
Me: Alright Iβm getting off
My friend: OH NO THE ____ YOU D-
I log off
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
Knock your friend out and run...
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
βYetiβ or not, here he comes!
Such a bad joke. Im so sorry you read this.
Curious George is looking kinda old
Heβs not dangerous. He just wants hugs! See heβs coming for one right now. Aww, bring it in buddy, Awwβ¦ wait, oh, oh no, Hold Up! Wait! NOOOβ¦-β οΈ
How to kill it:
1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun
2.) Do a Doom roleplay
3.) Do a glory kill
4.) Congrats, you have achieved βWTF did I just do?β