What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to time a yeti:
Tame a gigantopitecus
Name it yeti
Paint it white
Use steroids on him
The Yeti is ready
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
The picture has 1 leg.
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
Knock your friend out and run...
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
Curious George is looking kinda old
This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful
‘Yeti’ or not, here he comes!
Such a bad joke. Im so sorry you read this.
I hope people realize that its just covered in snow
How to kill it:
1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun
2.) Do a Doom roleplay
3.) Do a glory kill
4.) Congrats, you have achieved “WTF did I just do?”
The best way to take these guys are forcetames
He’s not dangerous. He just wants hugs! See he’s coming for one right now. Aww, bring it in buddy, Aww… wait, oh, oh no, Hold Up! Wait! NOOO…-☠️
Me: Hey Look a gorrila. Friend: No that's a yeti. Me:Bola you and RUN!!!
Escaping this is easy , bola your friend and or his least powerful tame(optional can also be his most powerful just for laughes) and Run
Don’t worry if he falls off a high ledge, yetties and bumbles bounce!
Ark’s failed attempt at equality.
Run.
Forcetame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!