How to kill it: 1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun 2.) Do a Doom roleplay 3.) Do a glory… | Yeti Funny

2237 points 😂 Funny Nov 12, 2020 Report

How to time a yeti:

Tame a gigantopitecus

Name it yeti

Paint it white

Use steroids on him

The Yeti is ready

2142 points 😂 Funny Feb 26, 2018 Report

This is another situation where you bola your freind and run

303 points 😂 Funny May 3, 2020 Report

My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it

224 points 😂 Funny Feb 4, 2020 Report

Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.

288 points 😂 Funny Feb 26, 2018 Report

Knock your friend out and run...

240 points 😂 Funny Mar 9, 2018 Report

Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids

124 points 😂 Funny May 23, 2021 Report

Curious George is looking kinda old

144 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2018 Report

This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful

‘Yeti’ or not, here he comes!

Such a bad joke. Im so sorry you read this.

Dododex

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